The stretchy sheet you put on the mattress of a bed before putting the actual sheets and blankets on it.
by RCL93 April 19, 2010
WHEN SOMETHING GOES TERRIBLY TERRIBLY WRONG, OR BREAKS. USUALLY RUINS YOUR ENTIRE DAY AND MAY CAUSE SOME PEOPLE TO UNCONTROLLABLY SHIT THEIR PANTS.
TOM: WHERES YOUR BIKE?
ISHKEBIBEL: THE FUKIN THING SHAT THE BED LAST NIGHT, CAUSING ME TO DEFECATE IN MY PANTALOONS.
ISHKEBIBEL: THE FUKIN THING SHAT THE BED LAST NIGHT, CAUSING ME TO DEFECATE IN MY PANTALOONS.
by WONDERBREAD AKA WHITE CHOCOLAT August 02, 2008
A heated bed you lie in for long time, to create a tan exactly similar to a real one. Although more dangerous, most people choose this route because it doesn't wipe off or make you look orange.
by HUH February 28, 2005
Part of central Brooklyn that is made up of four neighborhoods: Bedford, Stuyvesant Heights, Ocean Hill and Weeksville.
by BabyFireflyyy June 22, 2009
by Lazarbeam's bot January 03, 2017
one who takes over the whole bed when you are trying to sleep in it.
one who is inconsiderate of others while sleeping in the same bed.
one who is inconsiderate of others while sleeping in the same bed.
n: Kim was being such a bed whore last night and I couldn't fall asleep.
v: "Kim stop bed whoring the pillows, I don't have any."
v: "Kim stop bed whoring the pillows, I don't have any."
by ws11 August 31, 2009
A threesome as a one-off (so to speak). A three-in-a-bed is a sexual encounter between three people, usually (at least for two of those involved) for the first and last time.
A phrase beloved of the British tabloid press is "three-in-a-bed romp", which stresses bother the impermanence and the (just-for-)fun nature of the experience, thus engaging the sexual interest and desire, the envy and thus the moralising indignation of the newspaper's readers all at once!
by kofi June 30, 2003