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Cock Creep

When someone attempts to see, touch or fondle a man's genitalia, quickly, without being noticed. Common during a make-out session or in the event of sheer curiosity.
I was using the restroom at my friend's house when her and her girlfriend entered and cock creeped while I urinated in the toilet.
by Freaky-P January 24, 2010
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creeping featurism

noun

A condition in which one or more people, often in the form of a committee, progressively increase the scope and complexity of a project until the project is deemed infeasible and subsequently cancelled to the detriment of all involved.

Such projects are typically of a technical nature. Likewise someone who commits creeping featurism is most likely to be an engineer or otherwise technically advanced but not business minded.
Although market research showed that a second factory would be profitable, once the engineering department became involved, creeping featurism set in and it was self-evident that an additional plant was not a viable idea.
by Imagineer G June 18, 2013
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ghetto creep

When the unsavory element gradually expands to neighborhoods that used to be considered upper class.
We never had to lock our doors at night in this neighborhood, but because of the ghetto creep over the last few years we can't leave anything out without it disappearing. The bad part of town used to be miles away, now it's in this neighborhood too.
by Acquireutah September 3, 2017
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creep snack

-noun

1. to a bro, a small portion of food eaten between meals.
1. Dude 1: "Hey, whatcha munchin' on, dude?"

Dude 2: "Just a little creep snack, bro."
by ballershotz October 9, 2010
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Library Creep

Stalker weirdo in library who is there for exposure to the opposite sex rather than to study, do research, etc.
Steve kept trying to make small talk at the library. He barely even looked at his book. He's such a library creep.
by Boris Yeltsin II April 11, 2010
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Monday creep

The phenomena of the unpleasant characteristics generally associated with Mondays encroaching on other days of the week. Tuesday is in particular danger of this.
I spilled my coffee, the computer won't work, and my project is late. Plus, I'm so tired I can barely stand up. Today totally feels like a Monday.

It's Tuesday, man. Must be a case of the Monday creep.
by Lannuier February 3, 2010
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Creep Cred

Being creepy to the point where it becomes a noteworthy trait.
"Mary unfriended Chris on facebook. She went so far as to block Jim."
"Yeah, Jim's def got Creep Cred is she blocked him!"
by ncdubmixer December 16, 2014
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