A nico is some one with an unusually small penis commonly born with a shitty disease and he may also inhabit a Nasty infection on that tiny rod of his
Bradiphone: woah Connor I’m turning into one of you!
Connor: Wdum there is no way you have a smaller infection ridden penis than me
Bradiphone: I’m gonna shit my self I’m going the the bog
Connor: a true nico shits in his pants
Connor: Wdum there is no way you have a smaller infection ridden penis than me
Bradiphone: I’m gonna shit my self I’m going the the bog
Connor: a true nico shits in his pants
by Geoduck4U August 4, 2021
Get the Nicomug. Nico is probably the coolest guy ever. He's calm, easygoing, and a great cartoonist. He'll do anything for his friends.
by yiddidily February 8, 2019
Get the Nicomug. IS A GAY CHINK THAT HAS A GAGING BUTTHOLE THAT IS GREEN AND SMELLS LIKE BEANS AND BE SUCKING DICK WITH HIS BUTTHOLE 247 -adolf
by thee adolf January 7, 2025
Get the NICO THE FREAK HOEmug. by gsegsegedrgse May 23, 2022
Get the Nicomug. Pronunciation: /Nee-koh/
Origin: South Africa, possibly from the land of forgotten potjiekos recipes.
A guy who's deep into IT, can debug your server in minutes but will absolutely crash and burn if you ask him to make potjiekos.
Known to speak fluent code, but when it comes to cooking, his potjie tastes like Windows XP — outdated, a bit buggy, and nobody really wants it.
Often found in front of a screen, claiming "die vleis sal gaar wees netnou", while the potjie is basically still raw.
Origin: South Africa, possibly from the land of forgotten potjiekos recipes.
A guy who's deep into IT, can debug your server in minutes but will absolutely crash and burn if you ask him to make potjiekos.
Known to speak fluent code, but when it comes to cooking, his potjie tastes like Windows XP — outdated, a bit buggy, and nobody really wants it.
Often found in front of a screen, claiming "die vleis sal gaar wees netnou", while the potjie is basically still raw.
"Don’t let Nico near the potjie again, bra. Last time it came out tasting like software updates — unfinished and full of bugs."
by FankieFonkProp May 30, 2025
Get the Nicomug. Nico is how you spell the name of a guy that’s a literal legend. If your name is Nico, the most common misconception is that you are Greek. While the name is pronounced the same as the Greek name “Niko” spelling with a ‘c’ indicated that he is not Greek, and the name is most likely a shortening of Nicolas. Anyone who spells Nico with a ‘c’ (the correct way) is an absolute beast. He’s always an energetic, fun loving, and popular guy. It is safe to assume that if you see a guy named Nico, that he is better than you in every way.
Friend: Nico, are you celebrating Greek Easter on Sunday?
Nico: No, I’m Italian, not greek.
Person 1: Wow, that kid Nico is so cool!
Person 2: he spells his name with a ‘c’. What a legend!
Nico: No, I’m Italian, not greek.
Person 1: Wow, that kid Nico is so cool!
Person 2: he spells his name with a ‘c’. What a legend!
by Mr. President8 December 3, 2021
Get the Nicomug. 