Elon Musk

South African born neo-nazi, scam artist, transphobe, and terminally online drug addict, who slapped the name of one of the greatest minds in the history of humanity on to a shitty car company whose lineup is 90% vaporware (where are the Tesla robots, Elon? What about the Tesla Cybercab? Full self-driving?) He also believes in natalism, to make matters worse, wanting to have thousands of children because he believes in the "white genocide" conspiracy theory. As a result, he has so far had more than a dozen (that we know of) children using sex-selective IVF and surrogacy in order to ensure there are only males. (Because, obviously, you can have a sustainable population if you only have males being born. Just look at Mainland China.) He also supposedly believes that he is the reincarnation of Alexander the Great. (Just wait until Musk finds out that the Macedonian king was bisexual.)

Nikola Tesla must be turning in his grave right now, considering what Elon Musk has done to the Tesla name.

by This is my handle okay May 4, 2025

Musk

A noxious substance emitted from the anal glands of a weasel

Disregarding all the warnings, many people eventually found Musk growing so strong that the air became unbearable

by PurpleDragn April 13, 2025

Musk

verb (used with object), musked, musking

to run a popular company into the ground

That new CEO really musked his social media company.

by Mister Nimbus November 3, 2022

Musking It

Being really bad at a game but pretending you are good at it despite not knowing what the fuck you're talking about.

Dude, he doesn't know how to play Path of Exile, but he thinks he a genius.
Yeah, he Musking it

by Arkannon January 17, 2025

elon musk biographer

A uniquely submissive twat who likes licking the stinkiest anuses that can be found. Fueled by ketamine and shame.

Dude 1: Hey, have you seen the new book by the Elon Musk biographer?
Dude 2: NO WAY, I don't want to read any filth like that! What if my kids find it?

by asshat 6500 February 22, 2025

Elon Musk

Everyone knows who he is.
Example:

Rando: Who is Elon Musk?
Me: Bruh.

by A guy who has common sense May 14, 2023

Elon Musk

When a girl won't go down or refuses to sleep with you because of the horrible smell coming from your dick.

Hell no, you smell like Elon Musk, go fuck yourself.

by NahbroThatsAyouProblem13 March 17, 2025