Someone who is similar to bag of dicks, but much worse. The dicks have soaked so long in their own douche juices that they still look likes dicks but the minute they are around other people they collapse into the most unpleasant person you have ever met.
by hobiwan February 18, 2014
Get the dick mushmug. 
by melayna November 15, 2007
Get the mushmug. Mush is an entity in itself. A special sight, massive in stature. He lies in the mid-range between a Big Chonker and Oh Lawd He’s Coming. He appears lazy and grumpy at first glance, but that is a rare, ancient, apparatus utilized to conserve energy for the betterment of society. He is graceful in his nature and has a multitude of specialized skills. You won’t be mistaken when you see Mush. Always greet him with the utmost respect and gratitude.
“Hey look over there! That has to be Mush!”
“The end of WW2 began upon the Mush great head-butt which landed in the locations of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.”
“Woah, that’s a good ole’ lad, hey Mush’”
“The end of WW2 began upon the Mush great head-butt which landed in the locations of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.”
“Woah, that’s a good ole’ lad, hey Mush’”
by Yan Bon Vonderson May 19, 2020
Get the Mushmug. A likeable larger than life character who looks after the folk around them with a skip and a smile.
Bit of a tit tho.
Bit of a tit tho.
Your a bloomin Mush-tard
by Peter Pperfect February 7, 2024
Get the Mushmug. The "lyrics" in inappropriate rap songs, which are mostly just random bad words strung together to form a "story".
Person A: Why is Person C listening to all of those swearing rap songs?
Person B: I'm guessing he actually likes that rap mush.
Person B: I'm guessing he actually likes that rap mush.
by ChameleonDragon February 20, 2018
Get the rap mushmug. by Ambs hayat March 7, 2019
Get the mush-eatingmug.