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Noodle brained muppet

A completely brain dead imbecile.
That dude is a real Noodle brained muppet.
by John_doe42069 November 7, 2024
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finger muppet

Somebody who contorts their fingers while posing for photograph.
Look at those finger muppets trying look cooler than they are. Try hards.
by LowHz September 11, 2016
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Dirt Muppet

Racial slur for Ewok's of the Star Wars Universe.
"Is it really genocide if they're just a bunch of screeching dirt muppets?"
by The Future Resident February 13, 2021
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Slut Muppet

A Slut Muppet is an individual who is easily controlled by/in sexual situations.

One who will do just about anything to get laid and/or can be bribed with very trivial items to gain sex from them.
Guy 1: Dude your sister is SO hot! But I think she's out of my league.

Guy 2: You're right, she's too hot for you, but have no fears, cuz she's a Slut Muppet anyway!
by Etho Aprilis February 23, 2018
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Muppet

1. Noun : A political figure whom engages in theatrics and/or exaggerated conduct while the media is present.

2. Noun: A person whom willingly engages in the act of being fisted.

3. Noun: A person whom portrays themselves as a spokesperson regarding agenda(s) and/or ideal(s) of which they have no direct affiliation, and/or appointment.
1. The PM was a muppet during yesterdays speech.

2. I have a sneaking suspicion that my new partner use to be a muppet.

3. A muppet outside the venue informed me that I am a racist and bigot.
by Isawordifcommonlyunderstood November 20, 2022
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Sex muppet

Jaden Levi Manly-Williams
Jaden is a Sex Muppet who gets no bitches.
by Crack rock 302 May 8, 2025
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Muppet Master

An Engineering term of endearment used by Engineers to describe the Manager.
We best ask the Muppet Master to show us how to fix this, it looks really complex.
by RDRTakeDown February 13, 2018
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