Moss

Moss is super super super sexy and hot i love him sm he is so aamazing i love him kiss kiss kiss kiss i want him to rail me <3

Moss is amazing!
I know right?
They’re such a Moss.

by Basil the gay man <3 October 8, 2021

moss lung

The crippling pain and wheeze your lungs produce caused from built up pressure from smoking baccy bongs

James: “*cough* *cough* fuck me mate that cone romped me”
Jamie: “that definitely gave you moss lungs”

by Gandalf the GOAT October 19, 2021

Maia moss Salomon

Maia Moss Salomon is a very kind person. She is outgoing but has a very bad temper. She is a good friend. Sometimes.

Maia Moss Salomon once beat me up when I didn’t give her my chicken nuggies.

by Broward123person October 28, 2021

moss

the rich rare densidy of which persons charcher exceds fertalness ,richness of a persons character, the vibe

he has so much moss

by bigtj89 September 29, 2021

Moss

Someone named after a plant and has a forehead bigger than a runway

"That guy Moss has a massive forehead what the hell...?"

by Broski B) March 1, 2022

moss

the most beautiful human ever.

did you hear about moss? they're my favorite!

by moonymagic May 19, 2021

Pete Moss

Pete Moss is a mythical Saturday morning AM talk show radio host that talks about plants and growing green grass. He yells at his callers for asking him questions about how to have a greener lawn. He tells them to read his book and then hangs up on the callers.

Hey Dude, I called into the AM radio talk show this morning and asked the host about how to make my lawn greener. He yelled at me and he told me to read his book, then slammed the phone down.
Dude, did you call Pete Moss?
Yes, how did you know?

by Rascal-Flatts May 24, 2021