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molasses tarded is a great poem

by isabellAdefined April 25, 2022

Molayne

Molayne is a pale twink, potentially THE pale twink from Alola. He is pale and twinkish. He wears twink glasses on his twink face and cries himself to sleep each night on his twink pillow. He needs a hug, but not too tight because his bones are so brittle, you might fracture them in multiple different places. Handle him with care. Unless you hate pale twinks. Then, by all means, bend and break him.

"Molayne is so cute! I could just squish his face!"

"And fracture his cheek bones? Be careful."

by i am crying on the floor May 10, 2022

Mollac

A crazy pony boy lover that will most likely steal something that you tell her not to all the time. a true nigga

omg mollac stop stealing the ice

by theogjesus June 1, 2022

molared

molared is a synonym to kissed , but in an aggressive way i think …

kareem never gets molared by his mom.
goodbye see you later ! *molars the person*

by thesadmo June 10, 2022

Moo7a

A black monkey who is a gay pedophile

I captured a moo7a in the zoo

by The goat 84 June 18, 2022

molaska

A pure bbiittcchh

Molaska is A hoewew

by Gts my boa June 30, 2022

molassacre

(n) A devastating, usually fatal, flood of molasses. Metaphorically, a sudden overwhelming inundation of some unlikely substance.

"Hardly a soul is still alive, who remembers the Boston Molassacre of January 1919."

"As the alien's mysterious ray swept over the inert row of McDonald's ice cream machines, they all suddenly erupted into action, releasing several years' worth of pent-up unproduced softserve, burying the staff and unfortunate customers in a molassacre of sweet freezing goo."

by Dr Foo July 19, 2022