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Dad-Molested

*Ping* ANOTHER BULLSEYE! DID I NOT FUCKING CALL IT OR WHAT!? DID I NOT SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THAT!? I AM A FUCKING CRACK-SHOT!
Hym "What was it I said about chicks getting dad-molested? Remind me again. I blame the incest cult. This is what happens when you let Jewish incest cults spread out of control! HOW DO I DO IT!? IN THE ABSENCE OF DATA, I STILL NEVER MISS! I'M LIKE THE DEAD-SHOT OF EXPLAINING THINGS! I'M LIKE THE HAWKEYE OF THEORIZING! MY POWER CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!! (<- That's a smite reference)
by Hym Iam August 19, 2024
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Proudly Molested Ratty Twat

4 words to explain a whore that has s*x with taxi drivers to not pay for the ride home. Not the riding before going home...
"What does that video even mean? 🙄"
"We already told you you proudly molested ratty twat."
by vyevd8 September 25, 2023
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metaphorically molested

-the act in which one is violated or harassed in a non sexual manner, with the intent to reference or suggest sexual acts.

- forceful enlightenment pertaining to metaphors
by Natattack December 1, 2023
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The Moldster

the most EVIL mothafucka you'll ever SEE!!

BatMUFE: "He killed my goldie and my parents who are also Mufe Waynes parents. Wait, that doesnt sound right, hey, dont go thinking im Mufe Wayne just cuz we have the same parents its not nice to ACCUSE PEOPLE YOU KNOW!!! By the way, for your information, I'm Mufe Wayne. I MEANT--- Uhhh Uuhhhh-- MUFUS Wayne--- I meant uhh uhhh uhhh- Matches, yeahhhh Matches Malone, that sounds good doesnt it?"
the moldster is an evil bastard
by BatMUFE February 1, 2025
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I love you mostesterest

When someone loves someone so much, the other person can’t love them more.
by Yuliette August 27, 2021
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Love you Mostesterer

When you love somebody more then so much, more than most, more than mostest, and more than mostester.
I LOVE YOU MOSTESTERER”
“Love you mostest, that’s top of the tier list”
Nope, mine has that in it. Mine has that plus 2”
IMPOSSIBLE. THATS NOT A WORD
“Just made it one
by Ballsstealerman December 5, 2024
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