Moist Jamie

A wet willie of the bellybutton.

Bro they didn’t give you a wet willie did they? No worse I got a Moist Jamie

by The_did_kiddler July 24, 2021

Moist Robe

What you call you're sleeping garments when you wake up wet and have no idea why.

Vinnie woke up with a moist robe and a devastating headache.

by zbastardman March 4, 2020

moist muffcake

When a woman's vagina contains so much semen that it appears to be a a double layered cake.

Man 1- " Did you see that nude girl that just ran by"
Man 2- " I sure did, man did she have a Moist Muffcake

by The God Rod February 24, 2015

Moist Corner

A place where the quiet kid hangs out. He pisses violently all over the wall and carpet to mark his territory giving it the name of a moist corner. If you enter the corner there is a small chance you will come out alive.

"That's the moist corner over there. Be careful going near it."
"God Damn. The quiet kid heard us and is pulling out a gun"

by Slimy weiner March 21, 2023

Moist Chisari

The sticky patch left in a pair of undies.

Ooh that grabber blue Shelby ecoboost gives me one hell of a moist chisari.

by Grabberbythepussy May 1, 2018

nice and moist

When you cum all over you're dick and then rub it on a chick making her all nice and moist.

Oh Henry , I hope you're getting ready to make me nice and moist!

by DaHomie5000 March 6, 2017

moist geese

wet pussy

last night my girl had moist geese

by potatoe cakes April 23, 2018