one man mission

when a Boy and Girl dont add friends, bestfriends, or family to dates otherwise known as a 2 man

This a one man mission she not bringing no friends and i’m not either this is not a two man

by BLANK7589322 June 9, 2024

mission control

The sober person that hold it all together on a night out of partying. Mission control makes all the decisions and makes sure no one gets in trouble.

Hey can I buy you a vodka cranberry?

No, I'm mission control tonight.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023

Jap mission

A word used to describe stealing one's parents car and picking up friends (usually late at night)

Henry do you want to run a "jap mission"
Me and the boys about to run a "jap misson"

by Yxngflame August 27, 2020

Mission impossible

To Tell Your Friend To Look At Something Then Quickly Ejaculate On There Back In A Public Area.

Oh shit man sams wearing the shirt that I did a mission impossible on Hopefully he doesn’t find out.

by RxE454 August 1, 2023

mission it

(verb) to mission it - to go or do something somewhere swiftly, or with singular purpose, as though on a mission. Can also imply increased effort expended to complete said task.

"We had to really mission it to get here on time."
"I got loads of stuff done today, I was really missioning it."

by wetwareoptional February 1, 2018

dive mission

When an individual must go past the first page of a Google search to find the answers to a homework.

dude, I went on a dive mission last night trying to figure out the environmental science homework.

by Juan direction April 1, 2013

insta-mission

Going on an adventure specifically to get a beautiful picture to share online, especially on Instagram.

Bro!! Want to go on on a insta-mission tonight to get some shots of the sunset tonight?

by j.turansky January 5, 2016