Typically Mikey has a massive penis, some may say hung like a horse. He supports the best team in the world and can bench more than Max Rigby.
by Miketheedon November 22, 2021
by K ball March 29, 2022
by Achoooooo December 03, 2017
A man who is a cuck. He lets everyone bully him and is just an overall bitch. He’s terrible with women and makes bad decisions. A Mikey also tends to really suck at video games. He
(You) Listen you’re acting like a real Mikey today.
(Friend) Ohh my bad bro. Let me go reevaluate my life.
(Friend) Ohh my bad bro. Let me go reevaluate my life.
by Billy Juul June 27, 2021
A slur that originates from a dude who cheated, lied, and leaked private conversations. A dude that does not respect mental wellbeing. A dude that never truly loved you, used you, and supposedly fell in love with someone else, but can't care to admit it. Someone who does not deserve forgiveness. Someone who does not understand mental disorders. Basically the biggest asshole you can think of.
by Cluster_hug June 05, 2022
A straight introvert that doesn't know simple math. He is on games 24/7 and stays up for a long time at night playing minecraft or rocket league. Usually the tall one in the family, has brown hair, a nice mustache, and is 100% a gaming freak! If you meet a Mikey your lucky but your bank accounts not, because he will buy a very expensive gaming setup. He will remember anything you tell him.
by Jake104YT November 27, 2021
THE epic gamer. With his ability it attract abgs with one look. He has the ultimate rizz and know how to talk to any girl.
Mikey is the rizzler. Mikey is HIM
by MikeyTheRizzler December 05, 2022