Mikey is a mole rat who styles his hair just like sonic the hedgecunt. He thinks hes big just because he wakes up early to go to the gym when in reality hes just a skinny asswipe. His only redeeming quality is that he kinda of looks like the demonic and unchristian offspring of Derek Zoolander and a fucking dead rat
by Xx_Black Jesus_xX June 3, 2020

Typically Mikey has a massive penis, some may say hung like a horse. He supports the best team in the world and can bench more than Max Rigby.
by Miketheedon November 22, 2021

Mikey is an overall junk boy allways shoving food up his throat and can never catch him without food down his throat
by Boris-johnson34 June 15, 2020

by unknown123976 April 8, 2022

A Mikey is a rolliepolly of a guy - a cute little Oompa Loompa you just want to put in a kitchen cupboard and take out to tickle every so often when you’re seeking amusement. Although timid at first, a Mikey - when sufficiently aroused - can be quite vivacious.
by anonymous November 23, 2021

a rude, disrespectful, ungrateful, bastard, stinky face, poopee head, smelly not funny, and sucks at video games, cannot play roblox epic minecraft ps2 skate 3 minigames on fortbloxcraft2.0 at all, he is so bad, he is only 5 feet tall and likes children
by siixela May 2, 2021
