Micro-blackhole

A blackhole that's microscopic in size, (aka. a quantum blackhole).

'The Hadron Collider, at CERN created a micro-blackhole, which grew so large that it swallowed The Earth.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 30, 2022

micro penis

means that inkyalexdude's penis is really tiny

did you know that inkyalexdude has a micro penis

by purplehatguy July 9, 2022

micro butt baby

When you shove a micro-stretch Armstrong up your ass

Here, take the micro butt baby & have fun

by PeePeePooPoo1999 April 25, 2021

micro stan

A very very very retarded group of people who stan the youtuber PoisonShocker aka Micro. Their brains are stuffed in with rocks which explains their lack of common sense.

2. Annoying assholes who rely on micro to deal with their dumb problems/arguments

E.g = "Did you just refuse to give me your godly??! I'm TELLING MICRO!

Bro this micro stan is driving me nuts.

Yeah, they are dumb as fuck

by monosu May 8, 2021

micro softee

1. Extremely small, usually flaccid penis.
2. An individual, usually male, having the qualities of a small, flaccid penis. Subject may work in the IT field.

Oooh girl, you're wasting your time with him, he's got a micro softee and there ain't no changin' it.

Hey micro softee, you punched in six hours ago, but I haven't seen you do shit today. Where's the cover sheet for my TPS report?

by DirtyThinker May 27, 2018

Micro-Twerking

When you are so cold and you start shivering, but your pants are off and ur butt is jiggling ever so slightly.

You: "Its super cold outside today."
Me: "You better put some pants on or you'll be micro-twerking all day."

by jbgangsta November 29, 2023

Micro penis

A micro penis is a millimeter defeater that loves to get stuck in a bar of soap. Especially if that bar of soap is your mom's.

Damn, Mom! I have a micro penis! can I borrow a pack of soap?

by MonkeyBoss2022 January 19, 2023