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Micro-Cuck

A man with a micro penis that wants men with regular sized cocks to pleasure their female partner.
Craigs List Ad: Micro-Cuck ISO man with regular, to slightly smaller penis to satisfy my wife.
by FillyWonka January 15, 2024
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micro-microwave

A very tiny microwave that can be put in your pocket, so you can cook anything
Hey, can you give me the Micro-microwave that is in your pocket, so I can cook the tiny stake?
by IDontHaveAnyIdeasForNames October 16, 2023
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Micro-Spacing

Typically used in fighting video games, Micro-Spacing is the act of being very close to the opponent, but just far enough away to not get hit.
That Micro-Spacing was crazy! His fist was less than an inch away from my nose
by Charnime October 25, 2023
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Micro-mink

A micro mink is a gift that is gifted to another that can be used as anything, almost like a genies wish.... even though you can trade a micro mink for anything but it always just ends up as a blow job!
If you help me with this your get a micro-mink
by Bethlehem hiker kane November 21, 2023
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Micro-Twerking

When you are so cold and you start shivering, but your pants are off and ur butt is jiggling ever so slightly.
You: "Its super cold outside today."
Me: "You better put some pants on or you'll be micro-twerking all day."
by jbgangsta November 29, 2023
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micro-ghosting

When someone is only reply to your texts only when they want to engage in a conversation or feel like they need your attention.

It's ghosting in short term.
Someone: That girl Celiné is totally micro-ghosting me.
by seeeeeb December 18, 2022
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micro happiness

Micro happiness is a state of pleasure derived from small, fleeting moments of personal joy and a sense of accomplishment. These moments can be achieved by such trivial things as winning a video game, successfully cooking a difficult meal, driving to work and hitting nothing but green stoplights, enjoying a really good cup of coffee, cleaning one's house to perfection, etc. These are all temporary accomplishments which only impact the moment, have little bearing on one's entire life as a whole. They trigger endorphins, a critical brain hormone which causes temporarily bliss and tranquility. Daily rounds of micro happiness are are emotional landmarks for helping a person get through the day with satisfaction, and deemed critical to one's sense of self worth.

The larger accomplishments of life would induce states of "macro happiness," such as marrying an ideal mate, having a healthy well-adjusted child, landing a dream job, overcoming a deadly disease like cancer, winning a major award in one's professional field, etc.

An unhealthy preoccupation with pursuing micro happiness can become a trap for low income people whose life is so limited that pursuing the larger goals (macro happiness) is close to impossible. So they might abandon any hope of striving after macro goals, and instead settle into a never ending, daily ritual of chasing after an assortment of micro goals. They become reliant on the endorphin-producing moments of micro happiness they temporarily trigger.
She successfully replaced the dryer belt all by herself, and the feeling of pride and micro happiness it induced lasted all day for her.
by anonymous January 11, 2023
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