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Microwave Orgy

When you put 2 or more pieces of food inside a microwave at the same time.
Jim: Hey can I put my food in with yours?

John: Yeah, come on in. Join in the microwave orgy.
by k o o l - a i d October 15, 2018
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microwave popcorn date

The microwave popcorn date is a special form of a date which consists of two people, a nature documentary and, of course, microwave popcorn. It is considered as a modern 21st century way of dating and can also include (but is not limited to): tetra pak wine, fake candles, old fragrance sticks.
Babe, you are the mac to my cheese. Let´s have a microwave popcorn date!
by cessc May 6, 2019
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microwave love

a significant other in which you have previously been in a relationship with, hence, the microwave portion of the term signifying a redo, or "re-heat" the romance if you will
"did you hear that jack is taking on the microwave love path with his ex?!"
by pierceishere May 25, 2019
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Microwave

Used to heat up or reheat your meals like pizza. Using a wave from called microwaves it likes to shake the water molecules around to heat up the food/beverage very hastily. Once tried cooking a cookie in the microwave for 2 minutes. It was cold and sounded reasonable. I soon found out I was VERY wrong and was left with something that resembles something of ash.
Open the microwave by gripping the handle and tugging. Place beverage (item) and select the amount of time to cook for. You can also set a timer by selecting "timer" and typing in the time.
by Emmennater May 30, 2019
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microwave

a microwave is a idiot named jaxson who will break your heart and not gaf

ps,,, screw u jaxson
person 1-“omg isn’t that jaxson!??”
person 2-“no, that’s just a microwave,”
by microwave69420 June 25, 2019
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Microwaveaphobia

Fear of microwaves and microwave ray guns

Almost all of these are portable and have a modulated magnetron as they relate to "mind control".
They generally speaking have three parts: a battery, a magnetron, and a modulator, and can always be carried by a person.
The modulator will pulse the magnetron at frequencies (ELF/<100Hz) which affect the brain (by causing nerve cells to fire and neurotransmitter levels to change). There is very little publicly available research regarding the effects of ELF modulated microwaves on humans. These weapons may produce a clicking sound when turned on or off, as there is an electrical relay connected in series with the magnetron. Microwaves are highly directional owing to their very short wavelength and can travel through walls, combined with the portable FLIR and radar type sensing technology that the gangstalkers usually have, only one person will usually feel the harassment.

If you want protection against these, either buy clothing from SHIELD apparel or make your own protective clothing/hat lined
with aluminum foil (this works very well).
“No Son, don’t turn on the microwave, the government will use it against us”

“It’s all fun and games until Andy the CIA agent uses a microwave to vaporise you son”

“I have a serious case of microwaveaphobia”
by Niggerfaggotjewspic August 29, 2019
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