micheal hedges

Micheal Hedges is a guy who likes young boys and he hits on 3rd graders. He is one of the biggest creeps that keeps asking people to bend over inform of hime. If u don’t bend over then he will bend u over and rape you. Each time he sees a 5 year old girl his penis gets harder the the roxky mountains.

Random student: Hey mr. Hedges how can I raise my grade up in your class.
Micheal Hedges: give me that BOODY BOYYYY!!!
Random student:umm what?
Micheal Hedges: BEND OVER AND GIVE ME THAT BOODY NOWWWW BOY!!!!!!!

by Hi boy, jack johnson January 11, 2019

Micheal Sandler

Is a person who has a dog named sammi

Yo Micheal Sandler what’s good

by Djdhxhd September 26, 2019

Micheal

A cute piglin baby who has father who are platonically married :)
Micheal's full name is 'Micheal Beloved'

Micheal's parents are amazing
I love it when Micheal comes out on the DreamSmp

by Loo_Boo August 30, 2021

Big Micheal

Sack of shit

I’m bout to take a BIG micheal

by Magenus wenus August 15, 2018

Micheal

A short Italian man with a charismatic charm

hes so nice
hes such a micheal

by Bigboijoe November 4, 2019

Micheal

A usually gay man who is a liar, bad with money, does drugs and is a sex addict.

“That guy I hooked up with last week was SUCH a Micheal. It was honestly disgusting.”

by zilihan November 21, 2021

Micheal

A stupid idiot who is a bitchy lightskin with a disgusting Canada goose, Micheal often smokes the a pain away like a depressed chimpanzee... fuck Micheal.

Micheal is bitch.

by Mikesabitch October 11, 2020