Meat Mango

A euphemism for a girl’s moist genetalia.

Sorry guys, I’m gonna head home and munch on my girlfriend’s meat mango.

by ThatOtherOther December 01, 2018

meat pinwheel

The act of performing anal sex - resulting in defecation and the smell of excrement causes vomiting directly after.

Once you meat pinwheel you will need new sheets and a shower.

by Urbanplanner July 17, 2015

Meat Santa

The giver of the meat to the ho ho ho’s.

My Meat Santa stuffed my stocking with his thick sausage on Christmas Eve.

by MattyBigD December 14, 2018

Meat Toilet

A term from hardcore and fetish hentai for a person who's body is used for sex and not cared for in any other way. The idea is that bodily fluids are dumped into her in a way akin to a toilet.

The orcs referred to the elf princess as a "meat toilet" as they took turns using her body.

by fixer of definitions July 05, 2023

Cookin' meat

Means awesome or great.

Another use is "let's cook some meat",meaning let's go/ let's do this.

First person: "Let's go out tonight. "
Second person:" Cookin' meat! " / "Cookin'!" /Yeah, let's cook some meat"

by DickFelleHome🅱️oi July 21, 2021

meat vortex

A hole to stick your meat into; a vagina.

"Did you stick it in her meat vortex last night?"
"Who, your mom?"
"Yes."
"Eww! And yes, I did."

by daveyboy682 December 09, 2007

meat clutch

Another wonderful description for a vagina.

Ah man, I was at Mallory's last night and was straight drilling her meat clutch . Was prime!

by Meat clutch March 02, 2017