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Caucasian Privelege: The Matrix

The only reason Caucasians have access to the matrix is Caucasian Provelege.

Without it, they would drown to death in their own Caucasian guilt tears in the slums of Mumbai, a la Slumdog Millionaire.
Caucasian Privelege: The Matrix.

The only reason I am a racism, colonization, cultural appropriation and pedophilia victim is due to Caucasian privelege.

Ain't nobody begging to have their access to the matrix forcibly removed like India and Free Palestine.
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matrix media

A word used by severely disabled twitter users who think people are controlled by the “matrix media” to make certain statements against their will.
Twitter user: “Did you hear Dr. Disrespect admitted to being a pedo!?”

Sped Twitter User: “He didn’t do anything. The matrix media made him say it.”
by Ahegaoblunt December 11, 2024
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Matrix

Great guy who has issues, but everyone loves him for those issues.

Plays to much pokemon and doesnt do enough YouTube videos

At some points, hes a meme.

When you have this Matrix, dont diss on him or pull shit, cause he'll come back with a vengeance!

Needs to do more dance and singing streams and videos!
Yo, have you seen the latest Matrix Vid? I've seen it and man, hes crazy and funny as fuck!
by DigBickDave735 August 10, 2019
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Matrix Minded

Only being able to repeat opinions and viewpoints which are fed to someone through television, news or school. Rather than having actual opinions and viewpoints from independent and/or critical thought.
“Is your friend still wearing a mask when going to the shop?” ”Yeah he’s completely matrix minded.”

“It’s not possible debating these people, they are so matrix minded they don’t even understand any viewpoint that hasn’t been on the news positively.”
by Jplz June 16, 2023
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Pronoun Matrix Simulation

Pronoun Matrix simulation or P. M.S. is the act of diagnosing one’s self a different Gender Identity, regardless of the Gender He or She was born with in a controlled simulation environment. By 98% of the community.
(Jake) Hey Lynnette I just got the new politically correct Gender Identity Sims game.

(Lynnette) About time. You can now show me how to work this penis. I been at it for hours and I am hung up on shooting straight.

(Jake) What Sorry !! I was playing with my new Boobs. I got to take a tinkle and put in a tampon and take my birth control.

(Lynnette) Can u take my little girl with you. They won’t let me in the Woman’s bathroom now I got a Penis.

(Jake) just turn off your Gender identity setting in the gender simulator settings. If they misgender you and it is turned off then you can sue them for misgendering you. Just turn it back on to confuse the rest of the 98% or the population. So take your own girl to the bathroom.

(Lynnette )what’s that baby girl. You identify as a Male Poodle now!!

Never mind. I can just take her for a walk In public. You got a baggie so I can clean up her poop. The Pronoun Matrix Simulation is the best reality game ever. I can’t tell the difference between make believe or reality.

(Jake) who really can!!
by DrFuck March 8, 2024
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quantum matrix

The word defining the very essence of something that is very complicated but doesn't really exist.
A: How did you French exam go?
B: Well you know I just had to reconfigure the quantum matrix, that's all.
by Weed_lord_boner_hitler June 12, 2017
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matrixize

when a society matrixizes it means it inclines towards increased governmental control and feminism which by extension enslaves the average male members of society and emasculates him by bluepilling him into being NPC.
our society matrixizes before our very eyes.
by nigerianwut December 23, 2022
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