Splat Mat

That loud plastic unbreathable crunchy mattress protector that one uses to sheild from monsume moisture.

Good thing Ralph got a splat mat, his girlfriend just learned how to squirt!

by Wadsley June 29, 2023

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mat vip

hi mat vip

hi person

by thefogiscoming5885 February 26, 2023

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mat vip 2024 vip

hi mat vip 2024 vip

by thefogiscoming5885 February 27, 2023

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chat mat

like the australian noun "chat" but you add mat at the end when something really makes your blood boil. chat mat's are absolute incels with no rhyme or reason to exit other than to piss you off.

you: omg look, its chat mat himself.

your mate: stop being salty he rejected you and get over him

by crueltycrevice February 5, 2023

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hi mat

by thefogiscoming5885 February 13, 2023

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Mat Mat is a girl name for a wanna be “hoe” she tries to fit in with her friends a lot she likes to entrain broke niggas also she CANNOT LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT PARENT PERMISSION but other then that she is a great kid with no future

Semaj be acting like mat mat sometimes

by ieatass2006 December 24, 2023

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