A massive nonce is a man that you would usually find behind your local Tesco who really likes children.
by sigma sugma September 8, 2021
Get the Massive noncemug. Tonald is a massive.
by TPointSigma September 10, 2019
Get the Massivemug. Big up the Birmingham Massive!
by The girl wiv the Hebrew tattoo September 8, 2018
Get the Massivemug. Generally speaking, you wouldn't need a massive-airflow sensor to keep tabs on your butt-splutters: people's ears --- and often their noses, as well --- will be totally aware of each and "every toot you make" and "every wind you break"! (Have I been watching too much Weird Al???)
by QuacksO February 29, 2024
Get the massive-airflow sensormug. West Ham are massive
by Banterours cow 101 March 19, 2022
Get the Massivemug. When you feel like you just took the biggest shit, but upon investigation of the results only a tiny log remains with your ass crack covered in smeared shit.
You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole
You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole
by SpookEtooth March 13, 2022
Get the massive putinmug. by Ross T G Gibson December 4, 2023
Get the Massive bonermug.