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Massive nonce

A massive nonce is a man that you would usually find behind your local Tesco who really likes children.
Alexander: Do you know Tony? David: Yeah he's the one who's a massive nonce right?
by sigma sugma September 8, 2021
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Massive

noun
INFORMAL - ENDEARING

a large gay person.
Tonald is a massive.
by TPointSigma September 10, 2019
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Massive

Super cool. Awesome. An organisation that is kicking ass.
Big up the Birmingham Massive!
by The girl wiv the Hebrew tattoo September 8, 2018
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massive-airflow sensor

An electronic device to measure da frequency and/or degree of your farts.
Generally speaking, you wouldn't need a massive-airflow sensor to keep tabs on your butt-splutters: people's ears --- and often their noses, as well --- will be totally aware of each and "every toot you make" and "every wind you break"! (Have I been watching too much Weird Al???)
by QuacksO February 29, 2024
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Massive

West Ham are massive
by Banterours cow 101 March 19, 2022
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massive putin

When you feel like you just took the biggest shit, but upon investigation of the results only a tiny log remains with your ass crack covered in smeared shit.

You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole
Russia pulled a massive Putin on invading the Ukraine.
by SpookEtooth March 13, 2022
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Massive boner

When someone has an extreme like for someone or something
James has a massive boner for burger king!
by Ross T G Gibson December 4, 2023
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