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doofus maneuver

An idiotic move or gesture by a person considered to be unusually inept at basic life skills.
He made his usual doofus maneuver last night when he spilled his drink on that hot chick.
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juicy maneuver

Any maneuver meant to get a girl hot and bothered ( AKA juicy )
He made a juicy maneuver on the hottest chick in the club...nailed it ! ( and her )
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Plus two maneuver

The process of making your manhood feel more meaty by digital (finger) enhancement. The male places is middle and pointer finger along the top of the shaft and inserts all three as one gerthy package.
Chad: "How did that hoe-bag Tiffany like your pencil dick John?"
John: "I just busted out that plus two maneuver that you used on me last week."
by Doctor Poops April 12, 2017
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Gabbay Maneuver

When you're about to nut, and you give her the hardest girth you possibly can
"We were just having normal, nice sex, but then he took it to the next level when he pulled a Gabbay Maneuver right at the climax.
by girthboy1219 June 26, 2017
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the ol handshield maneuver

the (while in the act of masturbating) putting your hand like a shield in a cupping shape over your belly button area to protect your clothing from jizz shots.
he was about to cum, but the ol handshield maneuver saved him from jizz stains on his shirt
by aCockyRooster June 28, 2017
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the 8 ball maneuver

when you almost win at 8 ball and then fuck it up like 1 second away from actually winning
guy 1: ahhh i almost won at 8 ball
guy 2: yeah dude, you pulled the 8 ball maneuver
by idunnowhattosay May 11, 2018
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San Antonio Sanitation Maneuver

When one ejaculates on a girl's stomach, smears it around on her stomach, allows the ejaculatory fluid to dry and become solid, peels it off like dried glue, and procends to eat it.
Did you hear? Drake gave JLO a San Antonio Sanitation Maneuver.
by Punk_b1ch_kyle February 12, 2017
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