Joe Malone

When someone run’s out on your life after faking cancer 4 times to live with their online girlfriend in America.

Dude 1: aw shit fam, what’s wrong?
Dude 2: my dad just fuckin Joe Malone’d me, I’m heartbroken

by skrrtskrrtesketit February 17, 2018

Post-Malonnial

Post-Malonnial, noun: An individual of the generation younger than Millennials, usually born later than 1998. A play on the edgy modern musician's title "Post Malone" coupled with the thought of "post-Millennial."

plural: Post-Malonnials

"I can't stand these Post-Malonnials, their shitty pop music, their ghosting, and their hookup game bullshit."

"Stop dating 21 year olds, dude. You're 31."

">Implying the generation gap makes it sensible for people to lie a fuckload and keep me on a leash."

"Did you just imply verbal greentexting through an Urban Dictionary example sentence?"

"My life is in shambles, much like the future of these Post-Malonnials thanks to late-stage capitalism coupled with post-modernism."

by AKnightAlone December 24, 2018

Pastor Maldonado

the most underrated f1 driver ever

pastor maldonado is jesus

by adbhsdhbhdv March 20, 2021

Bitch face malone

A girl with a resting bitch face

That girl ALWAYS looks angry, I can never tell. She is a bitch face malone.

by Mightymatt69 June 12, 2018

karl malone

The biggest tool in the NBA.

Wow, Karl Malone is so cool since he wears torn jerseys. (sarcastic)

by Bill Brasky June 10, 2004

malcolm x

A muslim civil rights activists. Thanks to him and others people of all ethnicity are now "equal" in the US.

Malcolm X was a great man.

by Ahmed Bhuiyan April 3, 2005

magcon

a group of hilarious boys including nash grier ,cameron dallas ,hayes grier,carter rynolds, matthew espinosa, taylor caniff,jack glinsky , jack johnson , shawn mendes.who started on vine and then on youtube then they started their tour called the magcon tour

did you know that the magcon boys are coming in town?
wow that is amazing i would love to see their show

by 1cam1griers April 5, 2015