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Joe Malone

When someone run’s out on your life after faking cancer 4 times to live with their online girlfriend in America.
Dude 1: aw shit fam, what’s wrong?
Dude 2: my dad just fuckin Joe Malone’d me, I’m heartbroken
by skrrtskrrtesketit February 17, 2018
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Post-Malonnial

Post-Malonnial, noun: An individual of the generation younger than Millennials, usually born later than 1998. A play on the edgy modern musician's title "Post Malone" coupled with the thought of "post-Millennial."

plural: Post-Malonnials
"I can't stand these Post-Malonnials, their shitty pop music, their ghosting, and their hookup game bullshit."

"Stop dating 21 year olds, dude. You're 31."

">Implying the generation gap makes it sensible for people to lie a fuckload and keep me on a leash."

"Did you just imply verbal greentexting through an Urban Dictionary example sentence?"

"My life is in shambles, much like the future of these Post-Malonnials thanks to late-stage capitalism coupled with post-modernism."
by AKnightAlone December 24, 2018
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Pastor Maldonado

by adbhsdhbhdv March 20, 2021
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Bitch face malone

That girl ALWAYS looks angry, I can never tell. She is a bitch face malone.
by Mightymatt69 June 12, 2018
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karl malone

Wow, Karl Malone is so cool since he wears torn jerseys. (sarcastic)
by Bill Brasky June 10, 2004
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malcolm x

A muslim civil rights activists. Thanks to him and others people of all ethnicity are now "equal" in the US.
by Ahmed Bhuiyan April 3, 2005
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magcon

a group of hilarious boys including nash grier ,cameron dallas ,hayes grier,carter rynolds, matthew espinosa, taylor caniff,jack glinsky , jack johnson , shawn mendes.who started on vine and then on youtube then they started their tour called the magcon tour
did you know that the magcon boys are coming in town?
wow that is amazing i would love to see their show
by 1cam1griers April 5, 2015
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