dick magnet

A male with a disease called erectiomagnetightis that causes a male's penis to become magnetic and stick to anything and everything metal. This is especially a problem on Submarines, Trains, and will be a problem in the future when the robots take over... Perhaps John Conner will cure this disease when he comes back from the future.

Dude, you have a dick magnet...

I know man... I miss just having an erection when a hot girl walks in, now its when my grandma uses her metal sybian too...

by The first one diagnosed October 3, 2009

magnetic attraction

This is a phrase to describe people liking each other in a romantic way but however they are not sure whether the love is real or not thus , they do not date each other but they like each other and they know it. It is like friends with benefits but no sexual actions is involved. This is noticed when two people look at each other constantly and may or may not involve "stalking".

You and Cheryl have magnetic attraction on each other right..? You guys look so cute together!!!

by Cofeekeefe February 20, 2017

cock magnet

Typically defined as your mother.

Wow, your mom is the biggest cock magnet I've seen since your sister.

by mya cunthertz October 5, 2007

ming magnet

Someone who all the mingers have the hots for due to the person trying to chat them up, usually because the person is desperate themself.

Guy1: Hey Jake's going out with a minger chick again.
Guy2: What do you expect? He's a ming magnet. The mingers are attracted to him like flies are to shit.

by theonewhoowns October 15, 2006

Fridge Magnet

An overweight person. Usually someone that spends a considerable amount of time in front of the fridge.

Yo dude check out that fat bitch over there.


What a fridge magnet!!!

by Curly Poo August 20, 2008

puss magnet

Absolute pussy destroyer and is swarmed by women

Chas is a total puss magnet, he's always covered in women!

by Zaygh September 8, 2016

Tranny Magnet

Unfortunate looking middle aged male who gets taken for a ride and rinsed of all his money by Thai Lady Boy's

Not again, this man will never learn, always falling for a cute woman with a tail, he's such a Tranny Magnet

by mace419 February 22, 2011