penis maggot

when a maggot enters ur penis

ahh i got a penis maggot

by Penis maggot creater69 May 7, 2022

Mental Maggot

A person with the mental or social skills of a lesser or equal to a fly's larva. A yappy, mouthy little bugger who has no idea that he annoys the rest of his peers with his constant yammering.

Oh my god!! Jay is the biggest mental maggot I have ever had to listen to! Can he EVER shut the hell up?!

by Mr. Comcastic August 26, 2010

Farmer Maggot

Farmer Maggot was a Hobbit farmer who lived in Bamfurlong, which was located in the Marish region of the Shire's Eastfarthing who wields a Scythe and played by Cameron Rhodes.

"Who's your favourite character from Lord of the Rings?"
"Farmer Maggot."

by Short Angry Womann December 1, 2019

King Maggot

An increasingly popular nickname for the incoming US President in 2025, for obvious reasons.

King Maggot is doing all he can to worm his way into the minds of Americans all over again as he once again demonstrates his unparalleled ability to nominate the most profoundly impaired predators and alcoholics to ever walk the Earth.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 4, 2024

Maggot

The sole pillar upon which gettr depends upon, ruler of this mortal realm

Person: Have you worshipped our savior Maggot today already?
Other Person: forgive me friend for i have sinned
Person: *Pulls out giant paddle*

by Cöck August 27, 2021

MAGGOT

An annoying child, like a younger sibling that is useless and like a parasite.

My littlest sister is a maggot.

by roflcopterlolroflmao February 4, 2012

Door maggot

Someone displaying less than quality characteristics or going out of their way to be a dick.
Someone known for upsetting a Gary..

“See that guy on the news who robbed that old lady?”
“Yeah that guys a complete door maggot.

by Captn wizdom February 8, 2024