Marty Mites

The most indestructible garden pest known to man. Since every pesticide has been tried on this species and evolved them to a point of invincibility, they are amazingly resilient to death, and are the most powerful, unstoppable spider mite in existence.

Once your garden has Marty Mites it will inevitably be decimated.

by NMAF August 17, 2011

Martyn Dilf Kilroy

Funniest, sexiest dad on the planet. Cooking legend and has got nips like bullets. Hard as Bruce Lee,founer member of the four amigos and they are probably the biggest city fans in the world.

At city all you can hear is Martyn Dilf Kilroy and the four amigos

by shotgunmassy November 15, 2012

Martypalooza

Biggest party of summer in Appalachia. Consist of great food and several varieties of live music. A haven for anybody from Senators to Sanitation Workers. Capped off with a salute to veterans and a firework show second to none.

That was a great shindig, but it was no Martypalooza.

by Bigredtractor93 January 4, 2017

Maarten

A real arrogant prick.
He thinks he is above all.

Yet he is still likeable and has friends
Kinda smart

So my friend is a real Maarten

by Smeerkaas_in_pot February 13, 2017

Marty

Morning party

come to my Marty bro

by savagegirl8362827 July 18, 2017

Marty McFist

When you get a hand job from someone with Parkinson's disease in the passenger seat of a Delorean.

My buddy's grandma gave me a Marty McFist for my birthday!

by Sleazy Gonzales September 25, 2017

Martyna

The definition of cute,adorable,sweet,artsy,smart AND ETC

Martyna is cute,adorable,sweet,artsy,smart AND ETC

by Tk1927 September 8, 2019