luke

A man with no life who sits infront of his computer all day headbanging heavy rock or wastes his time on a game like guitar hero ussually very emotional, backstabbing, and competitive (at video games) usually uses the word rick rolled pooned or wastes their time on the Wikipedia.

Man:hi
Nerd:prepare to die!!!
Man: ahhhh!!
Nerd: you just got rick rolled
Man: OK?
Nerd: look it up on Wikipedia i just pooned you
Man: What a Luke!!

by Agro fello October 22, 2008

Luke

A verb. To utterly fail at something, and draw unecessary attention to oneself. Often makes others in the conversation feel awkward.

Today I was at the store, when my friend Luked the conversation. It was very embarrassing.

I Luked my chem exam, which everyone else got an A on. How did I Luke things up so badly?

by Potatoz January 29, 2012

luke

a little bitch

luke could be classed as jon

by Nufen February 9, 2014

luke

a very big boned dude very laid back dude an outdoorsMAN
is very unconsistant when it comes to working out(getting swole) a very funny dude used to be able to do a gay little split also a very fierce hunter not even rambo can hide from him.

the man that sits next to me is a luke

by fucking mexican December 16, 2010

luke

verb; to vomit after consuming too much Lucozade, lemonade or an equivalent fizzy drink.

He luked all over the floor following the 100 metre race.

by BeDeepGreen March 16, 2007

luke

a guy who is white but thinks he is black, he is a pain in the ass and his nose is the biggest part on his body

"whazzup man"
"your white...must be luke"

by big fish little fish May 16, 2009

luke

to wash your hands in someon elses front yard tap

hmm my hands are dirtry i gotta do a luke

by weesyboy May 20, 2007