Lord Felker

The all-knowing king of science education.

Dr. Maki: "I'm not sure how to teach this concept to my class of 39 students." Schmadeke: "You better go and ask Lord Felker for assistance."

by Charlip February 07, 2007

dick lorde

The meaning pertaining that of which a faggot loves dick too much that its all he talks about.

Nigga 1: Yo my dicks huge
Nigga 2: STFU DICK LORDE

by ScrubLorde September 13, 2017

Bung Lord

someone who either looks like a butt, therefore bung lord, lord of the bungs. or someone who is a major asshole.

Jake- Hey little baby, you wanna get kicked?
Baby- Fuck you Bung Lord.

Serena Williams is a Bung Lord

by Ctits69 July 31, 2011

Sniff Lord

Someone who has a habit of sniffing their finger after touching parts of their body.

That's the 3rd time she dug in her butt and sniff her finger. She is a straight up Sniff Lord.

by MWstein November 15, 2016

lord forneus

a derogatory nickname for describing a fellow who is just a little bit gross

Person A: My favourite artist just posted another William Afton piss kink drawing.
Person B: Wow, they're such a Lord Forneus, wouldn't you say?
Person A: Totally.

by keikoloid May 29, 2022

Lord Voldefunnel

A drinking game. Ideally played at camp sites but will work regardless of location. One person has a funnel attached under their clothes with the top coming out at their shoulder and the tap coming out of their crotch. They then procede to wander around and upon finding a target (someone with alcohol) exclaim "Lord Voldefunnel!!" and refuse to leave until the target has imbibed a reasonable amount of alcohol.

Lad 1: "They have alcohol."
Lad 1: "So."
Lord Voldefunnel: "LORD VOLDEFUNNEL!!"

by Silz Kirby August 30, 2011

Lord of the Mysteries

One of the best novel to ever exist. Even its live-action adaptation wouldn't suck.

Anon1:- Man you should read Lord of the Mysteries
Anon2:- fuck you, I won't

Anon1:- *stabs Anon2*

by TheHangedMan February 27, 2021