Life span of an idiot

idiots live from 12-13 years on average a few months after their birthday. they tend to get strange rushes of energy and do stupid things.

Life span of an idiot

by emmy_thebug March 17, 2022

Fuck my life

when something does not go the way you would have hoped or liked.

when you are having a bad day.

when something bad happens to you.

Crap!! I just failed my final, fuck my life.

Holy shit, Im getting fat, fuck my life.

Fuck my life, I forgot to do my assignment, motherfucker.

by Cyncyn123 January 8, 2009

life 101

Things that life taught you, often at your expense.

John : "Hi, Anna, how are you ?"
Anna : "Not so good... This morning I stubbed my toe. Then I spilled coffee on my blouse, I had to change clothes. Of course, I missed my bus and was late for this very important meeting."
John : "Yeah, mornings suck, that's life 101."

by tatal35 October 11, 2009

life or death

if you vote for yes, then you are good. If you vote for no, then you are doomed

choice of your fate -life or death - is on you

by legit dictionary August 10, 2015

Life is a pot of beans

Nigerian saying that literally means "life is a struggle place" or "life is messy" because beans is messy.

Mark Zuckerberg's wealth has plummeted $20 BN this year alone. This life is a pot of beans.

by TheAlienMaven January 13, 2019

ass of life

A term of endearment used to describe Christopher Meloni's luscious bubble-butt.
AKA: AOL

"I only watched OZ to see the ass of life in the shower."
*posts a photo of Meloni's bum to Twitter, tags it #AOL *

by livstabler January 19, 2014

life cancer

A cancerous growth of the soul that is caused by interaction with a completely terrible piece of media, or a conversation with a completely useless person.

"I was watching Gigli the other day, and I think I got life cancer."

by Stubert November 6, 2007