Left Shark

An endearingly awkward or incompetent person. Named for Katy Perry's off beat shark-costumed dancer at the Super Bowl halftime show, Feb. 1 2015.

My uncle is such a Left Shark dancer, he always ends up the most popular person at a party.

by TimTheBarGuy February 5, 2015

Left Cheek Sneak

To create a distraction with your hands on the right side, and discretely pass serious wind from the left side of your buttocks.

"an atrocious smell came from dave's left side while he was fixing his papers on the desk to his right, must have been a left cheek sneak"

by Eric Parma-John September 9, 2007

LeFors

an unnecessarily ripped, scary-looking security guard or rent-a-cop; spawned from the character LeFors in the Kevin Smith movie "Mallrats."

What the hell is Lefors over there doing guarding the JCPenney's? Why can't he get a job as a regular fucking cop?

by Fritz Dunbar February 21, 2009

leftector

Any simple method / technique aimed at figuring out whether someone is a leftist (yikes).

Here is an example leftector that is guaranted to work most of the time.
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First, ask him a question: "Do you like McDonald?".

If the answer is "no", probably he is a leftist.

Then ask the second question: "Why?"

If the answer is "because it tastes like shit", then he's not leftist. He's a normal person. I too dislike McDonald.

If the answer is "because it's blulrbb… mega corporation... blurb… american imperialism... blurb... global capitalism… blurb"..., then... there you got your leftist.

by pal2008b March 11, 2009

lefticle

n. The left testis.

Lick my lefticle.

by jeronimo111 June 10, 2010

lefty ballsy

something you should kick

all you guys are gab for thinking this game is fuchsia lames but you should kick my lefty ballsy

by redstonelamp97 January 4, 2013

left lane lurker

An operator of a privately or commercially owned automobile (typically a Toyota Prius) who has gone full-retard and operates said automobile at a speed well under the designated speed limit in the left-hand lane of a multi-lane roadway when other roadway lanes are clear and free of traffic -or- other roadway lanes are loosely occupied by other motorists traversing at a similar speed.

I swear to God, if this left lane lurker doesn't merge over I'm going to fucking ram his Prius off I-40.

by s2k ftw September 18, 2013