1. A frantic game involving at least two men where each participant must attempt to touch the genitalia of the other participant(s) before they themselves have their "knob" touched. Alludes to the fact that an individual is most likely homosexual.
Simon: "Anyone fancy a game of knob touch?"
Rich: "No way man, you always beat me off!"
GG: "Man, Paul is such a knob toucher!"
Luke: "Yeah, I heard he turned pro. He's an unstoppable knob touching machine these days and is tipped to be in the next Knob Touch World Cup."
Rich: "No way man, you always beat me off!"
GG: "Man, Paul is such a knob toucher!"
Luke: "Yeah, I heard he turned pro. He's an unstoppable knob touching machine these days and is tipped to be in the next Knob Touch World Cup."
by LukeO January 13, 2006
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One qualifies as a Knob Breath if they either:
- Have the smell of a Knob on their breath
- Enjoy performing fellatio on a man's Knob
- Are moronic, stupid or unkempt
- Have little sense of smell
- Recently suffered from IVD or T.R.E.
One qualifies as a Knob Breath if they either:
- Have the smell of a Knob on their breath
- Enjoy performing fellatio on a man's Knob
- Are moronic, stupid or unkempt
- Have little sense of smell
- Recently suffered from IVD or T.R.E.
1. Man, did you catch a whiff of Peter tonight? What a Knob Breath!
2. John wants to share his collection of stamps with us. He is a complete Knob Breath.
3. Hey, Luke's a Knob Breath. Let's not go to his funeral.
2. John wants to share his collection of stamps with us. He is a complete Knob Breath.
3. Hey, Luke's a Knob Breath. Let's not go to his funeral.
by Johannes Chimpo February 15, 2006
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When Allison was done giving Adam a handjob with her breast milk, she cleaned off his cock with her mouth, and spit knob noster in his face.
by JustGotKnobNostered January 2, 2011
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A real fourth class system not to be confused with the puny Rat line, Plebe summer, or Beast barracks. A fun filled nine months of Spirit runs with a all expenses paid trip to the ER. two hour long mop details in freezing weather. School spirit, An actual education unlike VMI, and a set of balls at the end.
by GB12 January 21, 2009
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A phrase usually used in the North of England to describe a man who is not particularly intelligent, who may frequently use retarded comments, and who may be considered arrogant and cocky by those in close proximity.
Does not require the recipient to actually have knobs for eyes, but can be used in the same sense as the term "knobhead", or "dickhead".
Can also be used as a term of affection between close friends.
Does not require the recipient to actually have knobs for eyes, but can be used in the same sense as the term "knobhead", or "dickhead".
Can also be used as a term of affection between close friends.
Example 1:
Dave: "I think that drunk bitch is hot".
Kim: "Dave, stop being such a knob eyes".
Example 2:
"What are you looking at knob eyes?"
Example 3:
"Come on knob eyes, lets play pool".
Dave: "I think that drunk bitch is hot".
Kim: "Dave, stop being such a knob eyes".
Example 2:
"What are you looking at knob eyes?"
Example 3:
"Come on knob eyes, lets play pool".
by jonesybob November 1, 2009
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