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TWO BOB KNOCKER

to describe somebody who acts a twat and is wasting your time
an individual who you work with who is no good at their job and is a two bob knocker
by leerob October 20, 2008
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Ice the Kicker

When somebody walks in on you as you are about to get on the job in an attempt to phase you, or throw you off your game; Cockblock
Her roommate tried to Ice the Kicker last night. It didn't phase me, I still put it through the uprights.
by John Michael Caine III January 25, 2011
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knacker clackers

A slang term to describe two homosexual men. Derived from the sound made if two blokes could do each other at the same time, thus making their knackers (balls) "clack" against each other.
Julian and his boyfriend Richard were trying a new position that would enable them to shaft each other at the same time when their knackers started clacking. Their friend Steve, watching, cried "What a pair of knacker clackers!"
by Wayne Rooney April 26, 2007
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shit kickers

Actually, they are ass-kicking boots
I'm going out to Roper's tonight in my new shitkickers and Stetson hat.
by Anonymous April 24, 2003
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knickerbocker

Someone who acts and looks dorky, but is incredibly sexy.
His personality is a little bit too weird for me, but I can't get over his body... he's a complete knickerbocker!
by Enilrac February 16, 2009
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Door Knocker

While performing vaginal sex in the missionary position, a door knocker is the act of the man's ball sack gently tapping against the woman's butthole during each thrust. A play on the phrase, "he's knocking on the back door." In which a man suggests or non-verbally asks a woman if he can perform anal sex by tapping her butthole with his penis.
I was with Ron last night. He could not leave that door knocker alone!
by rhastings88 April 3, 2009
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Kicker

A situation which may occur after ones deification produces an abnormally large and solid loaf long enough to bottom out. After the pinch, the loaf falls like a tree "kicking" one in the scrotum.
Can someone hand me a wet towel, i just dropped a kicker.
by ltdz_ January 28, 2009
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