kirked

Slang for getting shot critically/getting a critical shot. Reference to Charlie Kirk, a right-wing political activist, getting shot in the jugular on September 10, 2025 during a "Prove Me Wrong" campaign at Utah Valley University and croaking shortly after.

Eden: I just kirked the shit out of this guy on CoD.

Coco: I hope I don't get kirked in the middle of school.

by googlyeyestickers September 10, 2025

Kirk

The surname of someone who proves there is an extreme end of the autism spectrum.

That guy guy licking the wall is such a kirk

by blackhammer9555 March 8, 2022

getting kirk

When your getting your dick sucked from a whore but in this case called "getting neck" the joke is that charlie kirk also known as #charliesquirt got sniped for 203 damage with a bolt action sniper from fortnite and his neck was kinda hurting after so instead of saying getting head we say getting Kirk

random nigga-bro I’m getting kirk tonight from this thicc white hoe
other random ah nigga-man ur lucky i want some hoes giving me kirk on my johnson

by allwomendeservetogetraped69 September 12, 2025

Kirk

Deiform of Empyrean

Kirk, The god of creation

by KJKakarot November 3, 2022

Tom Kirk

Adolf Hitler strived to kill all Jews; he failed. One remained. His name was Tom Kirk. This nigga had no penis and so he became gay. His quest in life is to annoy niggas in his journey to find some balls. Tom Kirk's parents got in an epic battle with Hitler's general Tomas Schumacher, but came off second best; they ended up getting cooked in a gas chamber. Hitler rapes Tom to this day. He uses his massive, bulging meat sword to raid the space between Tom's feminine ass-cheeks, and split his rectum, resulting in a bloody waterfall.

Nigga 1: Ah shit, Tom Kirk's here
Nigga 2: Don't worry, Die Fuhrer will be here soon.

by CockSlurper69 June 3, 2019

Kirk

“neck”, Oral sex, head, blow job

sexual activity in which the genitals of one partner are stimulated by the mouth or throat

I took Melissa home with me last night. She gave me some Kirk.

by Kirking-It September 12, 2025

Circle-kirk

1. A Charlie Kirk admiration society, where people "get themselves off" with the ideas of Charlie Kirk.
2. A partisan group that only listens to and validates opinions from Charlie Kirk, dismissing any opposing viewpoints.
3. A group of people praising Charlie Kirk, whom they all love, while shutting down any criticism, could be described as a media "circle-kirk".

"I went to the circle-kirk but ended up with a frothy santorum I didn't ask for.

by Polska_Kielbasa September 21, 2025