by Youknowitmakesense November 08, 2022
Iconic adult film star Kirk Mercury allegedly had over 100 Illegitimate children. This has led to some circles referring to abandoning a child or pregnant woman as the "The Kirk Merc Shirk".
by ThunderCock_Manshack June 15, 2021
THE HOTTEST MAN EVERRRRRRR.
(also a nickname for someone with long curly hair or fast fingers for playing guitar)
Kirk is a guitarist from San Francisco. He's currently in the band Metallica. His mom is Filipino and his dad was English, German, Scottish, and Irish (according to google).
(also a nickname for someone with long curly hair or fast fingers for playing guitar)
Kirk is a guitarist from San Francisco. He's currently in the band Metallica. His mom is Filipino and his dad was English, German, Scottish, and Irish (according to google).
1.) Omg that dude is such a Kirk Hammett.
2.) I'm gonna go see Metallica tonight!! I'm so excited to see Kirk Hammett on stage, he's my fav!
2.) I'm gonna go see Metallica tonight!! I'm so excited to see Kirk Hammett on stage, he's my fav!
by Anon♡♡ February 03, 2023
When a Joke has Become slaughtered To where it is no longer funny after You have pulled a kirk a person must either say one of the following.
A. "My Truck is better"
B. "Tires make the world go round and girls are obstacles and tires help you avoid those obstacles"
A. "My Truck is better"
B. "Tires make the world go round and girls are obstacles and tires help you avoid those obstacles"
Knock Knock whos there
Me
Me who
Let me in its cold'
hahahahaaha
(random person) Yea Its like negative 40 out here <- Killed it
Dude your pulling a kirk
Me
Me who
Let me in its cold'
hahahahaaha
(random person) Yea Its like negative 40 out here <- Killed it
Dude your pulling a kirk
by mjkoolj1828 March 08, 2011
i nice guy that is almost always gay to his homies but always says no homo. angus kirk is the guy to put his pp in ur mouth and say no homo the man is gay but continues to deny it. but hes all around nice guy but very gay
person: hey Angus
Angus Kirk: nice juicy ass you have there
person: im not gay
Angus Kirk: neither i am
Angus Kirk: nice juicy ass you have there
person: im not gay
Angus Kirk: neither i am
by PeEnIs_LoVeR August 30, 2019
Sexy Sporty Fat dick man, 12 incher kindergarten defeater. He can steal any girl he wants and get any he likes.
by SuperIdolDeShao March 27, 2023