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Kirked

Its like getting merked, only it's for loudmouth nationally recognized bigots who didn't learn to shut the fuck up or dodge fast enough.
Anytime a bigot gets shot for the things that he says.. it shall be henceforth referred to as being "Kirked."

You're welcome!
by FAFOGator September 11, 2025
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Kirk

To leave / To bounce / To dip from a location and kick rocks to another.
Yo the boys are dipping for I'm gonna Kirk out too , later cut.
by SantaCruzSlang August 13, 2022
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Kirk out

A slang used right after the death of Charlie Kirk. It means killing someone, making them disappear.
Oh nah, some nigga might kirk out Cristiano Ronaldo because he thinks that Messi is better.
by Habobun October 10, 2025
mugGet the Kirk outmug.

Kirked

To support something that Ironically leads to your own misfortune
Guy: I think people should get 20 years for assault even in self defence it doesnt matter.

Guy2: really?

Guy: NO MATTER WHAT!

Guy2: whatever man.

Guy: *gets into a altercation and it arrested.

Guy: Aw man not fair, I was protecting myself.

Guy2: REALLY! You just got Kirked
by TheNameMakerofOZ September 11, 2025
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Kirked

kirked
verb /kɜ rkt/

Definition:
To get shot in the neck, especially in a sudden, unexpected, or dramatic fashion. Often used to describe someone catching a clean shot to the neck in a video game, action movie, or real-life situation.
"Bro was peeking the corner and got kirked instantly."
"That sniper kirked him from across the map — straight to the throat!"
by Charles Kirkwood September 15, 2025
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Kirk

Christian and Cousins just kirked two huge banks in Jaxonville and Minnesota.
by NFLC March 14, 2022
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Kirked

this is said to someone who takes a long time to process something simple. I.e. someone bathing with washing soap
Mmh you’ve kirked
by unknown SIC December 4, 2023
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