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rusty kangaroo

When you're doing anal with a 280+ pound women (reverse cowgirl specifically) and you pull her fupa up, stick your cock in, slap the fupa down and bust. That my friend is a rusty kangaroo, store it in the pouch.
I picked up this Heffer from the bar, she taught me the rusty kangaroo... if she ain't 280 she ain't a lady.
by XXXINSD June 19, 2022
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Kangaroo

Term for the younger man who likes to date older women (aka Cougars). Introduced by Nick Cannon.
I'm a young kangaroo looking for a "seasoned" woman.
by ThickRedHead January 18, 2022
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kentucky kangaroo

When you’re banging a meth head and take her drugs so she kicks you off her
“Man I got kicked in the groin by that Kentucky kangaroo last night after I took her meth”
by The “Dumper” May 19, 2022
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Kangaroo

Because of the recent factions Coup Attempts in American Government - There is need to expose a hidden element - The factions party crosses the party lines - When this faction gone the vacuum must be filled - Usually called Checks & Balances but factions will remove & replace with Catch 22's looping - sunlight is needed - Commercial Enterprise will usually be exposed - Commercial Warfare is Raging now in world - All Nations Benefit
That Congressperson is not showing their True Colors - They Change Flags In Office - They will change your flag - Kick The Kangaroo or create a party to control them
by General Thatway December 7, 2021
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strangling the kangaroo

A euphemism used as a reason for violently and abruptly taking a device (or unplugging it, etc) from someone who has inadvertently stumbled upon your vast, digital library of self-abuse.
You don't want to watch that mom....they end up strangling the kangaroo
by smokestyle December 24, 2021
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Kangaroo fight

When three vulva-bearing people stand in a semi-circle with their fingers out and a fourth jumps from person to person to person trying to get each finger in their vagina.
"My vagina is all scratched up from the last kangaroo fight. What a good time!"
by Jonathan the sheep December 28, 2021
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Kangaroo fighter

An exuberant, optimistic person who exclusively goes for cold and emotionally unavailable people. Derived from kangaroo fight.
"Lisa's hookups never turn into relationships. She's such a kangaroo fighter."
by Jonathan the sheep December 28, 2021
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