maya jo

Maya Jo is the prettiest, smartest, loving person you will ever meet. She will always light up your day when you're sad. Her sense of humor is out of this world! She can be so random at times, but nobody cares because she's special and is hard to keep. Maya Jo is majestically amazing in so many ways, i really think she can fly...she just doesn't know it yet. She can teach you so much that will leave you speechless. At times Maya Jo can be sad (like everyone) but when she is, you can't tell (only her best friend can because she's magic) because she's always happy. One thing you have to realize is that when you become besties with a Maya Jo, when she'll get bored she will never stop bugging you, but we don't mind...she's someone that will make you so happy. Her parents are hard on her, and expect the best from her... she can do it, but most of the time she feels lackadaisical towards that fact that they think she's someone that she's not. Maya Jo is magic, and is someone you WILL keep because if you let her go, you will turn into a chiggen. Might I add she is phanominol at art.

Person: omg dude I just saw a cat running with a bush

Other person: dude you're being such a Maya Jo right now.😂

by Heyyyyyyaaaaaa July 30, 2017

Jo-maree

She is a kind hearted, amazingly talented, charming, jokey girl. Her laugh just makes every joke funnier and she's the type to have deep conversations with whenever you need to vent. She is there when you need her and also makes everything even better with her just being there

Person:*Tells a joke, while laughing *
Jo-maree: *Laughs but snorts and puts her hand around her mouth*
Person: *Laughs even harder*

by Somerando_hehehe November 22, 2021

Jo Hoe

A Jo Hoe is a Jehovah’s Witness. They are crazy, annoying and highly uneducated. If you get trapped by a Jo Hoe You will hear about there Bible and how it has ruined their lives.

“Fuck, there’s a Jo Hoe.”

“A Jo Hoe knocked on my door today, when I opened it I was barraged with a slur of biblical insults.”

by George Carson September 21, 2017

Jo's Cafe

A cafe in Downham Market that also runs as a brothel and drugs den. The owner and part time stripper Jo Elliott (Jamie's mum) is under constant pressure from the young hunks of the town.

Person A- "im bored"
Person B- " come with me! im going to Jo's cafe for bangers and smash ;) comes with a free bang"

by caleeeeeb September 26, 2017

Emma jo

A beautiful person, she may not know it but she gorgeous. She a great friend, and although she might not have a lot of friend the friends she has love her! She a great artist with a great family. She has a great and positive future ahead of her! She is unique and has the best hair. She can be stubborn. She a great friend. Sometime she may go through hard times but I’ll be over soon. She may not believe it but almost everyone loves her. And if they don’t there missing out on an amazing girl.

Friend: Who’s that girl with the curly hair?
Girl: Emma jo, she really cool and great artist.

Friend: is she your friend?

Girl: yes, my best friend!

by The world 543 October 12, 2018

Jo Moment

When you're hella stupid

the teacher asked me what's 2 + 2 so i answered 2, that was such a jo moment

by Zepic September 12, 2020

Jos Buttler

Jos the Boss
-England's World Cup Winning Wicket Keeper Batsman, who also plays for Rajasthan Royals in IPL.

One of Finest from This Generation,

A 360 degree player.

Opens the Batting, Finishes the job
Whatever you want he can do.

Jos Buttler scoops it for Yet Another Six

by Definition Check July 20, 2021