jonny

is a actually diseased; shant

you are jonny

by ayamma November 13, 2025

Jonny

A Jonny is one of God's gifts and possibly the 9th wonder of the world. They're arrogant, gracious, and calm. Real sociopaths. They excel at everything and at the same time are a nervous wreck. Good looks and extremely picky. Too nice but can also stab you while he hugs you. Has an extreme fascination with power , but dwell with personal issues. Jonny can love but if you don't fit the picture; A Jonny will replace you. Don't tell him he's wrong! You'll be sorry

Rick : "Look, It's Jonny!"

Harold : " Your majesty has arrived. What a prick."

by Majestic89 November 22, 2021

Jonny

Likes girls called Kayleigh

Jonny

by Bigcrazyfrogg November 23, 2021

Jonny

(n) an unorthodox but effective solution to a problem.
(v) to solve a problem in a strange but effective way

If you can't afford a mechanic, use duct tape; if you're out of duct tape, you'll have to jonny it.

by Jonny Stryder February 6, 2025

Jonny

Slang for rubber used in sexual intercourse, also called a condom.

“If I beat it I ain’t wearing a Jonny” - Mozart or smth

by PengtingcalledLiz November 23, 2021

Jonny

A jonny is a chagaloo, pigaleh, big boy who thrives off of in-n-out and d-riding. Usually
known as a “Big Jonny”, they only
have clothing of a size XXL and is known for putting buffets out of business.

🩲💩

Wow look at Jonny ordering all
those post mates and uber eats meals.

by Bigaleh Jonny May 23, 2023

Jonny

A Jonny is a fat man

Person 1: Woah, that was an earthquake!

Person 2: No, Jonny just woke up.

by haverofcock June 8, 2023