Jonathan

very nice person, warm and welcoming.

everyone wanted to hang around Jonathan at the party.

by underoathETF December 24, 2007

[jonas brothers fan]

Usually falling within the age range of 10-18, jonas brothers fans are typically brainwashed, psychotic, have bad grammer, and probably can't comprehend most of the words on this definition.
Many accounts with Jonas Brothers have resulted in them screaming at me, cursing at me, threatening me, or getting so pissed they can't even function when a shitty Jonas Brothers song gets turned off the radio.
Often times suffer from delusions, like thinking they will marry one of the said brothers, when in fact, they will most likely never meet the no talent "band."

this is a re-enactment

me: (terrible no talent jonas brother song comes on the radio) Ahh turn that shit off!!

brainwashed fan: I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR THAT ALL DAY!!! THOSE ARE MY HUSBANDS!!

me: um no. not subjecting myself to that kind of torture. oh and by, not that you'll ever meet them anyway, but polygamy is illegal, they can't all be your husbands. plus, they're into boys.

psycho: NO THEY ARE NOT INTO BOYS. THEY ARE HOT AND THE GREATEST THING EVER. I'M GOING TO MARRY THEM! What's polly-gammy?

i answer question and victory is mine when nutty jonas brothers fan doesn't speak to me the rest of the night.

by badass23 December 9, 2008

Jonas Brothers

Just the sight of the Jonas Fuckers makes every guys (even gay guys) scrotum retract into their body, the "band" consists of 3 hermaphrodites who are named Fagola, Fagzilla and Fagazoid who are really good at attracting 9 year old girls because of their spray on looks and photoshopped pictures. The Jonas Fuckers are shitty guitarists and basically the worst thing that has ever happened to Gibson making me want to go chuck mine off of a cliff and then burn it. A common misconception about this so called "band" is that they have any talent at all, another screw up by disney to get little children into their park so they can molest them.

Fagola- "Let's go pound our faces into the keyboard and the result will be our next Jonas Brothers song"
Fagazoid- "I'm going to shove a jelly bean in your asshole, i'd use my dick but it's not big enough"
Fagzilla- "I DO COCAINE!!!"

by ozfox July 21, 2010

Jonas brothers haters

Probably any mature person with at least a modicum of taste, dignity and the ability to resist countless cringe-worthy marketing schemes from soulless entities such as (mainly) the Disney corporation.

an example of something you may hear from the mouths of so called 'Jonas brothers haters' when prompted:

"I think for myself."

Enough said!

by SlimTony June 9, 2009

Jonathan

Means:

A gift from God.

And as sure as hell he is.

The best ones are strangely ginger.

Girl 1: So who's this new guy you're dating?
Girl 2: Oh, just some guy called Jonathan.
Girl 1: Dibs on Maid of Honor.

by cannacoop7 June 24, 2013

Jonashit

Word for someone who is insufferable

Jonathon is so annoying he’s a jonashit now

by FrankHassle12 May 12, 2021

Jonathan

Jonathan’s are really caring and they will try they’re best to make you happy in every way. They take good care of their hearts and take their time to find the perfect girl. A Jonathan and a Yedith are a great power couple!!

“I wish Jonathan was my boyfriend”

“Does he have a girlfriend??? Damn she must be lucky”
“Is her name Yedith, wow, that’s a great couple right there”

“He’s so sweet”
“Well duh, he’s a Jonathan”

by Therealmexicangirl November 16, 2018