Jolly Rancher Eyes

A sticky feeling in your eyes after drinking a Monster Energy Drink BFC (Big Fucken can)

I drank that whole can and now i cant see enough to play CoD4...
damn jolly rancher eyes.

by Nathan216 October 20, 2008

Jolly Rancher Status

When you get in a some kind of accident and you wound looks like a melted cherry jolly rancher.

Dude, i crashed on my board and my knee is total jolly rancher status!

by baracudaboy October 23, 2008

Jolly Rancher Tongue Twister

v. When two people suck on jolly rancher of different colors. Then they French kiss till they mix the colors. To finshed it of u must show the other person your tongue.

1st person: Hey why is your tongue rainbow color. 2nd person: Because i jolly rancher tongue twister with like 30 girls at the clubs

by dr.eric February 26, 2011

hello sir, jolly good day

what you say to someone when you are of english descent

English man: hello sir, jolly good day!
Normal man: what the fuck?

by fishythebishy December 9, 2009

Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly

A slow and casual form of masturbation. A good transition from vigorous mastubation such as flogging the dolphin.

Yesterday I was flogging the dolphin and got tired so I decided to start Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly.

flogging the dolphin masturbation

by Zach and sol and ev April 22, 2009

Jolly Mathew

A legend, a king, a hero. This man will lighten up the darkest of days.

Born to be superior. Is the superior.

Oh my, he's so brave. He's probably a Jolly Mathew!

by Max Ingham April 4, 2024

jolly lesbian

An overweight girl who is attracted to other overweight females. A thin lesbian is not jolly.

I knew a girl once, she was quite large and liked girls. She was a jolly lesbian

by willyhinny January 26, 2017