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Jolly Rancher Eyes

A sticky feeling in your eyes after drinking a Monster Energy Drink BFC (Big Fucken can)
I drank that whole can and now i cant see enough to play CoD4...
damn jolly rancher eyes.
by Nathan216 October 20, 2008
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Jolly Rancher Status

When you get in a some kind of accident and you wound looks like a melted cherry jolly rancher.
Dude, i crashed on my board and my knee is total jolly rancher status!
by baracudaboy October 23, 2008
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v. When two people suck on jolly rancher of different colors. Then they French kiss till they mix the colors. To finshed it of u must show the other person your tongue.
1st person: Hey why is your tongue rainbow color. 2nd person: Because i jolly rancher tongue twister with like 30 girls at the clubs
by dr.eric February 26, 2011
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hello sir, jolly good day

what you say to someone when you are of english descent
English man: hello sir, jolly good day!
Normal man: what the fuck?
by fishythebishy December 9, 2009
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Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly

A slow and casual form of masturbation. A good transition from vigorous mastubation such as flogging the dolphin.
Yesterday I was flogging the dolphin and got tired so I decided to start Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly.

flogging the dolphin masturbation
by Zach and sol and ev April 22, 2009
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Jolly Feltcher

The 'Jolly Feltcher' is the name given to a highly advanced and very rare techique that is found amongst a Master Feltcher's ass-enal. A 'Jolly Fetcher' is a 2 person, 3 step move performed during an anal sex session that can end in ways worse than death itself. The first step is to insert a single piece of a hard candy 'Jolly Rancher' into the asshole of your partner. The 2nd step is to perform anal sex without losing the piece of candy amongst the sexual carnage until climax is reached and your partners asshole turns from an anal cavity calamity to a nicely filled cum pocket. The third and last step is to then place your mouth over your partners asshole with an airtight seal and proceed to suck until the piece of candy begins to move back through your partners internal pink sock and clears any and all things that are in its path into your mouth.

*WARNING! PLEASE READ AND UNDERSTAND BEFORE ATTEMPTING*

Sucking the 'Jolly Rancher' out an anal passage that has too much build up to be pushed through smoothly will cause

the hard candy to move too slowly and may cause a back pressure to build and possibly regain it's normal resting atmospheric pressure too ubruptly if the airtight seal is broken which can cause the hard candy to become a projectile with more stopping power than a .50cal hollow point round. To prevent this from occuring please do a minimum 3day prior cleanse to ensure no such build up to be present.
Person 1: Hey man! Can I get one packet of those hard candy Jolly Rancher's? I'm going surprise my partner this weekend! *Begins to hand cashier money to purchase the item*

Person 2: *Looks at 'person 1' with slight smirk and facial expression of total non-verbal understanding* *Your money is no good here, Sir! You are a god amongst men and I hope your 'Jolly Feltcher' weekend away is as beautiful as the technique was first prophesized.
by LocNilla May 7, 2023
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jolly rancher tongue

if you like jolly ranchers, lollipops, or anything candy related that you can suck on then you're really good with your tongue in bed

you could also say that a person has a lollipop tongue
person 1: *eating a jolly rancher and playing with it with their tongue*
person 2: oh shit you must have a jolly rancher tongue
person 1: maybe I could use my tongue for something else 🥵
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