johnny tallsocks

Someone who wears shorts that are too short and socks that are too tall. Almost always a white guy who works out, or thinks they are in shape.

I had to leave the library after Johnny Tallsocks sat down next to me.

by NASA_CRX May 20, 2008

johnny wilson hold

The act of picking a person up from behind by placing your hand between thei legs and lifting till they squirm free.

Mike had Craig in a johnny wilson hold and there was no escape.

by Mount Willy December 11, 2016

johnny rotten

the haircut that a kid gives themselves when they are playing with scissors.

My sister had to get her head shaved after she gave herself a johnny rotten.

by dreamingdory June 6, 2018

Johny Alampay

Johny Alampay is our man, tho he is a massive cunt

ayoooooo there's our man Johny Alampay, aight he gay

by Magenxia August 12, 2018

Johnny rockets

Someone who plays battlefield 1 in sits at the back of the map with a artillery truck.

Stop being a Johnny rockets

by Big milk jug August 13, 2019

Johnsy

Cowboy dad; gun loving, shirt tucking, rodeo belt buckle wearing father of three. When he’s back home on the ranch, he’s slaving away bailing hay and taking care of the horses. Typically you’ll find him wearing reasonably comfortable dad shoes but when he’s really feelin’ himself, you can find him in the manliest of manly cowboy boots. He’s got the RBF of a hard working man but there’s just something about his smirk that lets you know he’s a softy at heart.

That man over yander that got his tractor stuck in his field is such a johnsy.

by b_shark July 12, 2019

Johnny Ten Toes

A male who thinks he is hot shit whilst driving in his car.

"We got ourselves a Johnny Ten Toes on I-95."
"Simmer down, Johnny Ten Toes."

by coopertone December 12, 2019