Jill

Someone who is quick to sue and profit. Someone who is disloyal and quick to throw you in prison.Someone who's farts can't be heard because of the large size of their boothhole. The caboose on a train tag team. Gut rot vaginal discharge. The villain and you don't even know it

I got me a jill at the club we bout to run a train tonite Choo choo!!

by Ghengis-khan979 March 13, 2024

Jill

noun
1. a person who has a knack for planning parties/social gatherings
2. fearless Friday MyIT leader on the eRecord Ambulatory team

verb
1. to make an announcement while standing on an elevated platform like a chair or stool

We all need a Jill in our lives.
I was Jilling about the pizza party to the entire office.

by ss8zn April 13, 2020

Jill

A person who loves their LGBT friends unconditionally, and will do anything to make their lives feel safe and better. Can be male or female. Inspired by the character, Jill from the TV show, It's A Sin.

More people in this world should be a Jill

by sBnOn May 11, 2021

Jill

Jill is the most swaggy friend around! She's always willing to crack a joke to make you feel better. Whenever you're having a bad day, call JIll and bring some happiness to your life! Jill likes astrology and Minecraft. She's probably very into spirits and the supernatural. Jill has light hair and freckles. She's incredibly pretty and you don't understand why she doesn't always see it. Jill tends to underestimate herself at times, but her friends make sure to pick her up and keep her going! Jill is an amazing person in and out and anyone would be lucky to have her as a friend.

Jill is the best friend someone could ask for!

by rycantdomath May 26, 2021

Jill Summers

A evil, coldhearted lesbian who loves killing your summer by either manipulating you for a trip and then calling you an asshole when you we're the one that paid for the trip, tries to manipulate you into leaving your friends, or just waits until you screw up to break up with you.

Jill Summers in a sentence
Jill - Oh nice, thanks for giving me your money dumbass
Jill's next ex - Oh wow, see ya. I'm out bitch

by Michael Chricton June 26, 2019

Jill Stein

Candidate for the Greens in the elections of 2012, 2016 and 2024. You could also make the argument that she's a spoiler for the Democrats, especially 2016.

O Donald J. Trump/Michael R. Pence

(Republican)
O Hillary Clinton/Tim Kaine

(Democratic)
O Darrell L. Castle/Scott N. Bradley

(Constitution)
O Gary Johnson/Bill Weld

(Libertarian)
(X) Jill Stein/Ajamu Baraka

(Greens)

by the real joe biden March 24, 2025

Jill

Verb; to spill or drop by accident any food items including condiments, sauces, glazes, dressings and purée’s betwixt ones own boobage.

jilled, jilling

If you wore a bib, you wouldn’t have jilled that catsup upon your bosom.

by Skeptochron April 20, 2018