Jet Bag

Usually an old bag or ugly bag you pick up or sit next to on a jet or plane trip.

Refers to the bag you spew in on the plane.

"Hi my name's Tish." "I guess we'll be sitting together for the next 20 hours?"

"Fuck'in great!" "Sitting next to a Jet Bag!"

"Well hello and fuck you to pig!"

"Yeh!" "Yeh!" "I'll fuck you later bitch!" "Just give me a minute."

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

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JET

Jug Eared Twat

to be used to refer to those whose head looks like a trophy

"Shit, look at JET over there"
"Who let the JET in here?"
"Look at Andy! What a JET!"

by The Culprit February 16, 2005

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Jet-Puffed

the act of getting screwed over by a fat person. The person doesn't necessarily need to be overweight at the time of the encounter.

Originated from Kraft Marshmallows Brand "Jet-Puffed"

952): "My boyfriend cheated on me..."
480): "Who cares, wasn't he fat"
952): "Ya, I really got Jet-Puffed!"

Man I really got Jet-Puffed, I was late, standing in line at the grocery store and this little fat kid cut in front of my to buy a candy bar.

by MsJBootie November 30, 2009

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Benny and the jets

Tourettes - shouting out swear words without thinking first, or swearing at an inproper moment

oh god here she goes again with the Benny and the jets,

by bloodfairy April 26, 2011

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Jet Blue

When a woman is on all fours on a bed, and a man runs across the bedroom and swiftly shoves his penis in her ass.

"Their sexual encounter was going great until he gave her the Jet Blue!"

by Carmel Crew August 25, 2008

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jet start

This is when one partner takes their tongue and reams their partner's asshole in a circular motion. This is an analogy to the way that jet engines are started with an external motor that rotates the fan blades.

My girlfriend was giving me a jet start and i blew my cookies all over the wall

by tim14229 December 16, 2011

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