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1. The alter ego of an extremely entitled person while channeling pure bitchiness at anyone and everything.

2. The name of anyone being an angry bitch to any poor souls who happens to cross their path because nothing's good enough for them and they think it's the whole world's fault.

Synonyms: Ultra-bitch Super-cunt
Antonym: Canadians
Girl: "OMG! How dare they treat ME that way! Helllooooo!! I'm mother-fucking Jessica you wastoids! Why are you even alive?! Ew!"

Innocent bystander: "Daaamn, That girl's being a real Jessica! Let's get the fuck out of here!"
Jessica by BuBuKittyFuhk May 2, 2018
To be a basic bitch, like Starbucks, is a hoe and to be a skrimp lover.
Sally your being a Jessica and you need to stop and get some help
Jessica by skrimpalicious February 10, 2018
Jess is usually a bitch, she will leach onto you and make you feel like she is your best friend and then she will exploit all your secrets. Never trust a bitch named Jessica.
Girl 1: oh look it’s Jessica

Girl 2: oh that short ass bitch. Ewwww
Girl 1: she’s pretty nice

Girl 2: just wait till she’s done leaching on you
Girl 1: omg I can see that

Girl 2: no shit
Jessica by Bitch42069 July 27, 2018
An over populated breed of trash panda that live in cum dumpsters. They are infested with many diseases and are not to be treated as house pets. Usually spotted in section 8 housing.
That Jessica has it’s dirty paws on my son Jeremy! We have to kill it before it spreads disease!
Jessica by Whittneycummings June 20, 2019
Bitch, mean and horrible slut
Jessica's a bitch
Jessica by Pineapple honey July 10, 2014
a basic girl who only cares about how her makeup looks. pretends to like you and be your friend but only cares about stealing your BFFs man. has really nice abs and makes sure everyone knows she does. Also has all the boys chasing her but only leads them one. only wears maroon and black clothing and pretends she's goth but really a secret nerd. don't trust Jessica's they will backstab you.
person 1: wow Jessica's makeup looks really good!
person 2: she spent 5 hours on her lipstick alone.
Jessica by NoonanMissIt November 29, 2016