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Jessica

Has the biggest dick you have ever seen.
Seen that girl over there?
Yeah that’s Jessica
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someone who will leave you for no reason and take your dog
why did you leave jessica?
by joseycheeselol July 23, 2018
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This girl was staunching me yesterday. She is such a Jessica
by yagai June 12, 2019
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May seem like a pretty girl but a bitch who acts like an elephant fuck elephants she had sex with her own father
Jessica is a girl She wears glasses and goes to Middle school
by Chunky Man January 15, 2020
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A dumb stupid bitch. That will never find love in her life. Most of the jesses will have autism and be dumb as fuck. They talk alot of shit but never act out on it. Most jesses are born with health issues which can lead to death which to be honest should really happen because she is a stupid fucking slag that will always get cheated on and will never get over being cheated on. Not only that but she will be racist to random strangers with different skin colour then her own. She is filthy rich though.
Jessica is a fucking retard
by Jesshater124 November 25, 2019
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One of those theater kids who moves to Hollywood to "make it big", but gets scammed out of all her money and is left cold and lonely in the alley wearing drapes she found in the trash.
Stephanie: Oh. My. God. Martha is like SUCH a Jessica right now like I can't even! *fans self with stack of hundred dollar bills*
by The HiveMind October 15, 2017
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Person 1: "that bitch Jessica"
Person 2: "Jessica actually means that bitch"
Person 1: "yeah u right"
by YoYoshi February 27, 2019
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