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Jessie m

Jessie m is ONE of a kind she is nice and funny and pretty and harmonious and I love when she sings or parody’s songs or just lives I LOVE HER dearly I love when she speaks to me and I love speaking to her she’s the first thing I think about when I wake up and the last thing I think about before I sleep she’s in my dreams and always in my heart I don’t understand how anyone could possibly think of her any different I love Jessie m
{person 1} Jessie m is over there

{person 2} what’s she up to
{person 1} I don’t know she seems to be awfully close to that dead cat
by Ollieotto September 20, 2023
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Jessi/Jessussy

She is literally like a mom to me and one (milf obvi) and she's obsessed with Billie Eilish and her dog, Zula

I love her confidence and her sm she makes me feel so comfortable and wanted

I love taking quizzes with her and she's an amazing friend
Who is Jessi/Jessussy ?
Jessi/Jessussy is one of the best people I've ever met
by Unknown indoors July 29, 2022
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Jessie

She likes watermelon and will have boba tea three times in a day depending on the price. She pretends like she’s sweet and naive, but she’ll tell you how much she hates everyone at 12am when you guys are walking her dog. She despises the popular and superficial kids and she doesn’t consider anyone cute unless they star in a drama. She built like a marshmellow and shes so pale she blends into walls. She’s a good listener and a huge scaredy cat, but she’s always down to hang out even if it’s just in eachother’s company.
A: Jessie’s so sweet omg
B: you know she hates you right?
by Kaylaly March 29, 2020
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Jessie doll

When your boyfriend/girlfriend tell you a lie to cover up another lie while pretending it was the last time they lied to you.

Similar to a Russian doll which contains a smaller doll inside, a “Jessie doll” is a lie within a bigger one.
Jessie Doll #1 : I didn’t fuck him, we only kissed!

Jessie Doll #2: I didn’t fuck him, we had some heavy petting.
Jessie Doll #3: Okay I sucked his dick and stuck a finger up his asshole, but that’s it.
Jessie Doll #4 : Look, we fucked, but his dick was so small, it doesn’t count.
Jessie Doll #5: Ok we fucked a lot while he was dating my cousin, now they are having a baby, and I owe him 2k.
by MeLukas March 1, 2023
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Jessie

Jessie (also called blue) is a weird person that can usually be found roaming around FNaF servers. He is weird, a bitch and should definitely end his life NOW
"yo jessie should kts"
by luvsobss August 22, 2023
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Jessy Wessy

Jessy Wessy is a Balkan Gacha-Tuber who (at the time of writing) has 215k subscribers.

Known for posting short ‘skits’ and memes.
Person 1: “have you seen Jessy Wessy’s new video?”

Person 2 “Not yet! i’m checking it out soon though”
by StarziiYT 🔭 September 14, 2021
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Jessie

Jessie may sound like a girl name but it's a guy name, too. They are nice, caring, loveable, handsome, PACKED🥴🍆, funny, and just a good person in general. They'll check up on you asking how you've been. They sometimes play GTA 23/7. They can stay on call with you ALL night asking you questions. They'll buy you things without asking you, they'll make you feel good, happy and maybe he'll spoil you. He gives you butterflies every time you're with him. There are no words to explain how much of a good person he is.
Person: Yo who is that??
You: Ohh it's my friend Jessie.
Person: Damn, he's cute. Ya'll make a cute couple
You: Aww really? I really like him but I don't know how to tell him.
by isa._.16 January 6, 2021
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