Jerry Seinfeld

God

We must pray to our God Jerry Seinfeld

by Boxperson25 March 25, 2020

Jerry

A hipster in every sense. Loves being artsy, and wants/ likes small beards. . Has a large penis, and knows it. He is very dramatic, charismatic, and intelligent. Determined to achieve his goal. Is very flirty by nature. Has more friends that are girls than boys. Loves Broadway and people like John legend and Ed sheeran. Seems gay, but in reality isn't, just searching for the right girl. Tends to not know the right girl is right there

Amber: Maya, I think I'm in love with jerry.

Maya: well no duh, he's fantastic. Have u slept with him yet?
Amber: oh yeah. He's great in bed. He knows EXACTLY what I want when he goes down on me.

by Im Still Into You- on repeat- January 7, 2015

Jerry

Usually big tits

Look at those jerrys

by Jerry stevens June 23, 2016

Jerry Rigged

The actual term is Jury Rigged, but as always we just started changing it when no one knew that. It means fixing something with whatever is on hand.

I jerry rigged my door handle to stay on with duct tape and cardboard.

by The great ruiner July 2, 2018

Jerry

Jerry is a cool guy
theyre chill, and they have a 17 inch cock.
they get lots of hot moms, and are usually very athletic!
Jerries are super cool, and chill.

“Yo look! Its Jerry, that cool chill guy!”
“Woaah! Didn’t your mom say they have a 17 inch cock too??”
“Yea dude! They’re sick!”

by TheChillJerry101 October 17, 2021

jerry styling

Wandering around the web with Firebug and the Web Developer firefox extension open, liberally "borrowing" ideas for your own site from other cool sites. A take on the classic "SIS", which means to steal ideas shamelessly.

I was on a wicked cool blog, so I did some jerry styling of the background image.

Dude, somebody jerry styled my site.

I'm jerry styling for my blog on myspace.

by seolevel August 23, 2007

jerry lewis' buttcrack

a slab of mold in between two buns - otherwise known as a poor man's peanut butter sandwich.

When I lived on the streets a few years ago, i lived off of jerry lewis' buttcrack.

by Joeyouknow March 27, 2011