cool my jets

What my boyfriend tells me when I drink too much beer too quickly

“Mika, cool my jets”

by Mikaaaaa November 12, 2018

New York Jets

A team made up of bums who have no iq in football.

Person 1: My favorite team is the Chiefs!
Person 2: My favorite is the New York Jets!
All: Goddamn, you support a bumsquad?

by bumsquad pioneer October 8, 2021

Government Issued Jetski

A bureaucratic prostitute. Most often visited whilst on vacation at your mother in-law’s house.

I’ve really got to get away from this woman and spend some time doing a bunch of paper work before coitus with this government issued jetski. Jay is gay.

by Voxicles May 23, 2023

Cool as jets

To get angry and hot tempered about something.

Tell him I know he cheated on his gf. That will have him cool as jets

by FranxNidge November 24, 2024

that's how the jets lag

A modern interpretation of c'est la vie and shit happens.

My DB train just got cancelled.

That's how the jets lag

by poka_face July 13, 2025