Jaylen

One who in the event of masturbating, their mom walks in the room and you have to put it away so fast that the cum drips into your butt crack. Example:

Dude 1: Dude my butt feels weird.

Dude 2: Than go in the bathroom and check it out.

Dude 1: ok (five minutes later)

Dude 1: Dude this is soo weird i pulled a Jaylen last night when my mom came home early from work.

Dude 2: How can you tell?

Dude 1: theres dried up white stuff in my crack!

Dude 2: Gross...

by nanana32455462465 February 9, 2009

jaylen

Looks like Chris rock with a bigger mouth and usually found in the urban sarengeti

jaylen is gay

by josh tam October 18, 2008

Jaylen

Gay

Jaylen it’s okay to be gay. Don't be scared to come out about your sexuality!!! :rainbow_flag: We're here to support you!!! We're friendly don't be scared!!

by laired October 12, 2020

jawline beard

That played out beard growing just along the jawline that every male between the ages of 17 and 25 seems to be flaunting

My 17 year old nephew , Adam ,seems intent on proving he's man enough to grow facial hair sporting that jawline beard

by Dr Doolittle December 2, 2016

Jablinski

(Adj)Something totally absurd.

(Adj)Something that cant be done (or hasn’t been done.
(Verb) Doing something impossible,(having no reason to do it knowing that you’re going to fail).

“Johns going to try to jump over that building”
“That’s total jablinski.”
(Or) “He knows it’s jablinski.”

by ShaydeeYer June 15, 2019

Jayland

A fictional country formed by a bunch of dumbasses, in a high school.

Boy, Jayland is a model country.

by Thatguywhodoesstuffandthingsas February 19, 2020

Jaelin

Typically a badass redhead who knows how to handle herself. She has a good heart and knows how to help her friends. She can fight if she has to but would prefer otherwise.

That girl is such a Jaelin!

by jlobabyyy August 28, 2017