January 10th

The best mom ever was born on this day so if it's your mom's birthday on this day give her a hug and tell her she's the badist bitch ever and the best person ever

Hey what's your birthday Mom?
January 10th why?
Your the best mom alive!

by Epic man 2020 November 23, 2019

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January 27th

National fuck your bestie day.
A day where you can fuck your best friend all day whether it's a girl or boy.

Y/n-*grabs by neck*
Bestie- yo wtf!

Y/n- its January 27th! Fuck your bestie day!!

by Alexis_playz9 January 22, 2021

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January 20th

National sit on the toilet and think of all your mistakes day !

I’m gonna go sit on the toilet and think about all of my sins because it’s January 20th

by Jaybirds23563 January 20, 2020

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January 13

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 13
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day"

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

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January 25

National hug your crush from behind.

Trust me she going to like January 25 then.

by Gobblegod29 February 24, 2021

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January 15

Cuddle/kiss your boyfriend or crush day!!

Ted *walks by and see’s megan and jo making out* “thats normal“ walks by and see’s everyone eithee cuddling or kissing* “okay what the heck is going on?” ITS JANUARY 15

by Emily evensen January 13, 2021

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