A Jake is a person that is a sex machine. There is only one kind of Jake. A popular, athletic, sexy, love machine, pussy magnet. And a Jake dick is so big, it is more than likely known as a cockzilla!
Guy 1:Dude, have you seen Liz today?
Guy 2:No, why?
Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Jake must've gotten a hold of her!
Guy 4:Jesus Christ!
Guy 2:No, why?
Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Jake must've gotten a hold of her!
Guy 4:Jesus Christ!
by PooperDoppers December 5, 2016
Get the Jakemug. A really well put together person. Can always rely on Jake being fly. But being fly, doesn't mean being fun. Buzzkill you may call him. Predominately staying on his phone and snaking his friends on nights out. Typical case of don't judge a book by its cover. Am I right? Where you think he is just "dropping his jacket off " he has actually gone back to bang the girl next door. Or at least try. Overall though he is a nice guy, but most nights out will end up with you realising he hasn't been there for two hours because he is tired.
by __I$lingw&rd__Kr3w_360N0$C0P3 May 24, 2016
Get the jakemug. Jake is a peng ting init, he has a very long shlong and a 69 pack.
He is obviously the biggest alpha male known to man.
He is obviously the biggest alpha male known to man.
by Brightonunit December 24, 2018
Get the Jakemug. by Blistersonmycheetofingers December 1, 2018
Get the Jakemug. Jake. It’s so difficult to put all the feelings and vibes into words. A Jake is a wonderful person. He is the most genuine and direct person you’ll ever meet. He will make you smile so hard everyday and always knows when something’s wrong. His personality is a mystery and an exciting ride to figure out. He has a smile that could make anyone lose their breath after one glimpse. When Jake smiles you can’t help but stare and think about how lucky you are to be around him, and making Jake smile is one of my greatest joys in life. He’s amazing at sports and has a driven attitude and likes to win but isn’t obsessed with winning. He’s obsessed with spending time with the ones he loves and making people smile or happy. He’ll go out of his way to make sure someone’s okay, wether he’s known them for years or for days. He’s one of the goofiest people you will ever have the pleasure of laughing with and he always knows how to cheer someone up. Dating a Jake is one of the most exciting and unpredictable. When he messes up he makes it right because he doesn’t like conflict at all and loves people in general. His mind is very beautiful and he never stops thinking of those he loves. Jake is incredibly loving and will give you the world if you give him the chance. If you date a jake, never let him go.
by bootylicker96 July 23, 2020
Get the Jakemug. 
My big loving and caring husbando. He slopply kisses me inside my mouth with the big tongue action and rapes me at night and I love him. He is very dominant and is in no need for no filthy sluts like basically every girl!
by niggashitluvr69 November 24, 2019
Get the Jakemug.